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Shockeye
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on: March 09, 2005, 11:32:47 AM

Quote from: Seattle Post-Intelligencer
Police seek man who broke into apartment, watched porn

SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER STAFF

Seattle police are hunting for a man who broke into a Capitol Hill apartment in what investigators said was a sexually motivated crime.

The break-in occurred about 2 a.m. March 1, according to police reports.

The two victims told police they had stepped out for a few minutes and, upon their return, found the knife-wielding intruder.

He tied both of them with cords cut from computers and kept them captive while he watched pornography on their television.

One of the victims managed to get free and struck the intruder with a large candelabrum. The two fought, and the intruder fled.

The suspect is described as white, about 6 feet tall and weighing about 170 pounds. He had close-cropped hair and was described as dirty. He may have injuries from the fight.

Anyone with information should call Seattle police at 206- 684-5575.
HaemishM
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Reply #1 on: March 09, 2005, 11:59:45 AM

This is what happens when broadband Internet access is not free to all.

FREE BROADBAND!

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Reply #2 on: March 09, 2005, 12:14:32 PM

This is what happens when broadband Internet access is not free to all.

FREE BROADBAND!

FREE WILLY!

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HaemishM
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Reply #3 on: March 09, 2005, 12:24:30 PM

I think he did, which was part of the problem. Free willy in thine own living room.

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Reply #4 on: March 09, 2005, 01:29:44 PM

FREE HAT!
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Reply #5 on: March 09, 2005, 01:57:25 PM

They've apparently established a commission to study bringing in wireless broadband for the city of Rochester.  Would be nice if they would...  Apparently they could sell access to it for something like $15/mo, which is a heck of a lot cheaper than cable or DSL broadband.

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Reply #6 on: March 09, 2005, 04:20:26 PM

Sound like a situation ripe for the exploiting and theft of wireless signals and the contained information.

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Reply #7 on: March 09, 2005, 07:21:01 PM

Sound like a situation ripe for the exploiting and theft of wireless signals and the contained information.

That's why they can sell it for $15 a month. The rest comes from intercepted CC numbers.

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Reply #8 on: March 10, 2005, 03:16:16 AM

Really, who has a large candelabrum about their house anymore ?

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Reply #9 on: March 10, 2005, 04:37:13 AM

Really, who has a large candelabrum about their house anymore ?

Vampires, the Phantom, and Michael Jackson.

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Reply #10 on: March 10, 2005, 04:47:13 AM

Vampires, the Phantom, and Michael Jackson.

Which makes me think...Wouldn't all three of them probably enjoy a stranger masturbating to pr0n in their house? Perhaps only one of them enjoys being tied up though.

Ironwood is right: Just who the hell are these other guys, and why do they have a candelabrum?
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Reply #11 on: March 10, 2005, 09:11:40 AM

Capitol Hill is pretty much the center of Seattle's gay community. I don't candelabrums are all that uncommon in the neighborhood.

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Reply #12 on: March 10, 2005, 09:35:43 AM

Capitol Hill is pretty much the center of Seattle's gay community. I don't candelabrums are all that uncommon in the neighborhood.


You didn't 'think' there...

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Reply #13 on: March 10, 2005, 09:44:22 AM

Capitol Hill is pretty much the center of Seattle's gay community. I don't candelabrums are all that uncommon in the neighborhood.


You didn't 'think' there...

It is too early to think. I am off caffeine, so my brain needs a few hours to warm up =)

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

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