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on: August 12, 2014, 03:01:16 PM

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Mack writes that she broke 18 bones around her eyes, suffered a broken nose, lost (and broke) teeth and suffered a ruptured liver when War Machine showed up at her home last Friday. She also has slurred speech and cannot see out of her left eye.

She's offering $10k for his capture, although obviously as a trained MMA fighter and certified headcase you may not want to go after him. Unless of course, your name is Dog the Bounty Hunter. Fleshlight also kicked in an extra $5k reward money.

War Machine (he legally changed his name to War Machine) has been tweeting his innocence and blaming some other guy, but people seem understandably skeptical that some mystery dude and a skinny white girl could pose a threat to someone whose whole career is built around fighting.
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Reply #1 on: August 12, 2014, 03:24:23 PM

Moral: Don't date dudes named War Machine.
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Reply #2 on: August 12, 2014, 03:26:53 PM

Sweet, he's a Men's Rights guy too.

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Reply #3 on: August 12, 2014, 03:54:53 PM

Moral: Don't date dudes named War Machine.

You'd think that would be a pretty big giveaway.

Sweet, he's a Men's Rights guy too.

Yeah, I got that vibe from his twitter. Seems like someone who can't process being told no, the sort of guy who beats a woman and then tells her that she left him no choice.

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Reply #4 on: August 12, 2014, 04:21:18 PM

This feels familiar somehow...

Bah, she's just a pornstar anyway. Overpaid hooker, amirite?

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Reply #5 on: August 12, 2014, 04:22:15 PM

She's hot, but I never understood why women shave their heads like that.

Anyway, War Machine. I mean come on. The guy was headed for jail eventually. Glad he didn't kill her outright.

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Reply #6 on: August 12, 2014, 04:40:46 PM

Because that much hair is hot, heavy, and a pain in the ass to manage. Shavin the back and sides lets you still put on the do, without ruining your day.

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Reply #7 on: August 12, 2014, 04:51:22 PM

I guess, but her entire job is looking good. I just don't find it attractive. YMMV.

I hope War Machine likes his new cell mate after they catch him.

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Reply #8 on: August 12, 2014, 05:26:15 PM

I guess, but her entire job is looking good. I just don't find it attractive. YMMV.

I hope War Machine likes his new cell mate after they catch him.

He has history of flaky behavior so my bet is on him killing himself or at least trying to.  And unlike Robin Williams, no one will give a shit...esp. Schild. awesome, for real

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Reply #9 on: August 12, 2014, 07:22:55 PM

I'll be shocked if this moron is caught alive.

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Reply #10 on: August 12, 2014, 07:29:39 PM

I'm still shocked he could breathe on his own.

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #11 on: August 12, 2014, 08:26:40 PM

If he can pull his head out of his own ass long enough to figure out how far into the wrong he is I fully expect him to take the coward's way out yeah. Here's hoping he doesn't take anyone else down with him.

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Reply #12 on: August 12, 2014, 08:33:05 PM

She's hot, but I never understood why women shave their heads like that.
I like the look, but then I'm probably atypical in what I like.

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Reply #13 on: August 12, 2014, 09:20:03 PM

I didn't care for the look, then I heard of Skin Diamond.

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Reply #14 on: August 12, 2014, 09:24:16 PM

I've always kinda had a thing for semi-Mohawked women. It may have started with Tina Turner in Thunderdome. Still can't get the wife to do it though.

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Reply #15 on: August 13, 2014, 05:57:37 AM

Sweeten the pot by telling her you will change your legal name to Strife Engine if she does it.

Alternatively, threaten to change your legal name to Strife Engine if she doesn't.
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Reply #16 on: August 13, 2014, 06:15:15 AM

I can't help but chuckle at that name, War Machine.  How much of a presumptious, egotistical asshole do you have to be to legally change your name to that?  At least you could have the decency to, you know, actually accomplish something as a fighter first.  Other than beating on your girlfriend, that is.

Moral: Don't date dudes named War Machine.

You'd think that would be a pretty big giveaway.

Sweet, he's a Men's Rights guy too.

Yeah, I got that vibe from his twitter. Seems like someone who can't process being told no, the sort of guy who beats a woman and then tells her that she left him no choice.

To be fair, I heard she never tapped.

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Reply #17 on: August 13, 2014, 06:42:40 AM


To be fair, I heard she never tapped.

Might be too early for that, but damn if I didn't smile.

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Reply #18 on: August 13, 2014, 06:50:09 AM

Sweeten the pot by telling her you will change your legal name to Strife Engine if she does it.

Alternatively, threaten to change your legal name to Strife Engine if she doesn't.
That's name is inappropriate for a guy who works for Apple.  How a about Smooth Interface?

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Reply #19 on: August 13, 2014, 07:09:33 AM

Just drop that guy into the middle of Iraq with a duffel full of roids and energy drinks. Film it.
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Reply #20 on: August 13, 2014, 08:00:12 AM

War Machine?  Is he like one of the stars of Borderlands or some other game?  Maybe he's a wrestler, like Hulk Hogan?  Anyway, he's s dick and I hope he falls in a pit of dicks.  I'm glad she posted those pics so everyone knows what a dangerous jerk he is.  It's not as if anyone with working eyeballs couldn't recognise him, either.  He's butt fucking ugly.

I like the poor girls hair, too.  I was never happier with my head as when I had the sides shaved and the rest really long.  I love the way my skin feels with no hair and when the hair is starting to grow back.  I felt much more at home in Britain with my odd hair than I did in the US, though.  There, people didn't even blink twice at funky hair or tattoos.  People in the US are way judgmental at stuff that doesn't concern them, especially in grocery stores.

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Reply #21 on: August 13, 2014, 08:44:30 AM

Who'd have thought a roided up fuckhead whose job is to beat other men senseless don't make good husband material?

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Reply #22 on: August 13, 2014, 09:05:19 AM

Who'd have thought a roided up fuckhead whose job is to beat other men senseless don't make good husband material?

1.  He has never been popped for steroids, and he's been tested a fair amount.  He was a low paid guy, and obviously not very bright, so I doubt he was using and getting away with it.

2.  His profession has little to do with it.  He's a fuckup who couldn't actually keep a regular job fighting because he kept getting arrested for stupid shit and assaulting random people.  He's had multiple assault convictions, and did a couple of stints in jail.  The UFC fired him because he tweeted some really awful shit about Evan Tanner (who had an accident while camping in the desert and died).  He lost a couple other jobs with promotions because of being arrested or in prison.

This guy was a Class A scumbag, and that had literally nothing to do with being a fighter.
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Reply #23 on: August 13, 2014, 09:33:19 AM

Can't Pa Angel just turn his dial down to something manageable? Oh maybe that was Mean Machine.

I've always kinda had a thing for semi-Mohawked women. It may have started with Tina Turner in Thunderdome. Still can't get the wife to do it though.

Maybe she would go for the chainmail blouse?

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Reply #24 on: August 13, 2014, 09:34:52 AM

Who'd have thought a roided up fuckhead whose job is to beat other men senseless don't make good husband material?

1.  He has never been popped for steroids, and he's been tested a fair amount.  He was a low paid guy, and obviously not very bright, so I doubt he was using and getting away with it.

2.  His profession has little to do with it.  He's a fuckup who couldn't actually keep a regular job fighting because he kept getting arrested for stupid shit and assaulting random people.  He's had multiple assault convictions, and did a couple of stints in jail.  The UFC fired him because he tweeted some really awful shit about Evan Tanner (who had an accident while camping in the desert and died).  He lost a couple other jobs with promotions because of being arrested or in prison.

This guy was a Class A scumbag, and that had literally nothing to do with being a fighter.
I think it's a fairly safe assumption, not the roid stuff mind you, that someone who has made a hobby of fighting people into a shitty career of fighting people has aggression issues. So, I think more accurately, it has nothing to do with being a fighter but being a fighter has everything to do with it.
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Reply #25 on: August 13, 2014, 10:05:47 AM

Some recent highlights from his twitter feed:

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I could drink buffalo wing sauce by the gallon! I wish Mack would let me put on her cunt.

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I'm SUCH A DICKKKKK! Lmao! Don't even give any of the fucks tho! Hahahaha hahahhaa!

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I've had a god damn boner since like 2 AM! I'm trying to drop my @AlphaMaleShit orders at the post but stuck in my car with wood! Fuck..lol

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I called the driver a PUSSY cuz the normal driver carts them up the stairs. He says I'm "threatening him" and threatens to call cops! @UPS

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Quote of the day courtesy of that UPS driver: "You don't intimidate me! I'll call the cops!" Umm....OK...lol

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Reply #26 on: August 13, 2014, 11:48:49 AM

Wow.  ACK!

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Reply #27 on: August 13, 2014, 12:17:14 PM

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Reply #28 on: August 13, 2014, 12:27:09 PM

Or that Satan really enjoys MMA and porno.

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Reply #29 on: August 13, 2014, 12:34:00 PM

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Reply #30 on: August 13, 2014, 01:20:43 PM

Less having to do with evil and more with abject stupidity.

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Reply #31 on: August 13, 2014, 01:39:22 PM

With a record like this guy's, he's crossed to evil a while ago.

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Reply #32 on: August 13, 2014, 01:51:06 PM

Not smart enough to be truly evil, just dumb and self-satisfied.

The true evil is found in the assholes that fostered the atmosphere where shitheels like this one can thrive for as long as he has with people patting him on the back, telling him how great he was.

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Reply #33 on: August 13, 2014, 03:02:45 PM

See also; NFL/all major sports.

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Reply #34 on: August 13, 2014, 04:15:35 PM

War Machine?  Is he like one of the stars of Borderlands or some other game?  Maybe he's a wrestler, like Hulk Hogan?  Anyway, he's s dick and I hope he falls in a pit of dicks.  I'm glad she posted those pics so everyone knows what a dangerous jerk he is.  It's not as if anyone with working eyeballs couldn't recognise him, either.  He's butt fucking ugly.

Yeah, he's an ex-MMA fighter who legally changed his name to War Machine. Solid life decisions are not his thing. Apparently he was doing clothing that had "I do Alpha Male Shit" printed on it as a business. The story goes that he came to her apartment early and found her fucking some guy and flipped. She says they weren't fucking and the guy was a friend. It really doesn't matter which. One of the things I found depressing was that she had to go all over her neighborhood door knocking, literally dripping blood with 18 broken bones before someone opened their door to help her. There were even links to some of her neighbor's twitter accounts where they'd posted stuff like "There's some naked bloody woman at my door crying for help. WTF". There are other photos of her that were taken before those hospital ones and they're pretty bad. She's completely unrecognizable in those.

A while back Anonymous fucked with him to the point he started punching himself in the head. Mostly over his failed attempt to keep his dad alive with CPR.  From what they posted about it the assault charges he had were mostly bullshit. One was where he puched a guy in a bar who kept beating another guy who was unconscious. Stuff like that, mostly charged because he was an MMA guy instead of a regular drunk bar fight guy.

I had thought about putting this in the T&A thread when it first happened since she's in there several times, but thought it would kill the mood.

There's a couple of lessons to learn from this:

If you date a MMA fighter with a history of violence don't be suprised if he turns violent
If you date an A-list porn star, don't be the sort of guy who's bothered by the idea that other men may be doing penis stuff with her.

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