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Gameplay looks less crappy than previous Witcher games at least.
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Hah, the Twitch chat for this.
"SEX HER!!!"
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The most polished of esoteric bullshit from Europe.
I don't mind a Monster Hunter Witcher game. Seems like a bit of PC fun since I can't get MH on the PC.
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I forgot Rare existed.
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This trailer immediately made me want Phantom Dust.
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COCKSUCKINGMOTHERFUCKING XBOX ONE
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I can't even begin to say how pissed I am about this fucking Phantom Dust shit. Please please PLEASE become a PC game. My beloved Phantom Dust Waifu noooooooooooooo
I will NOT buy an Xbone for a title that will have barely any online players. Will not happen. I was hoping the series was just dead forever.
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Division still looks good/fun, but so did Watch Dogs.
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schild
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Wonder how much money Microsoft threw at P* for this radness.
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schild
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lol scalebound no
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schild
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Panzer Dragoon Resident Evil Hunter Thing
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Complete with annoying Dante-style character.
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Falconeer
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All I care for this year is the new Demon's Souls and if we are lucky the new Team Ico game. I am, of course, open to surprises from Japan. I will shave my eyebrows if anything from the West (short of Half Life 3) manages to make me want to play it.
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schild
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oh my god fuck crackdown seriously
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schild
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Watching this recap, I am so glad I missed the first half.
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Fabricated
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the only thing this presentation had going for it was that it was technically competent. By competent I mean the machines demoing the games didn't fucking conk out like last year.
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So the only thing in all that which interested me was DLC for a game I don't own. I guess the Division looks good as well, but I've got pretty much no hope that it's actually going to live up to what they've shown.
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schild
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But but, Phantom Dust. Rare can't let us down again? Right? RIGHT? :(
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Fabricated
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The Division looks exactly the fucking same as it did last year. Like not even the UI changed. Also no fucking way on earth it will look anywhere near that good on consoles.
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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jakonovski
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What is this Phantom Death thing? Giant Bomb made it sound like some pseudo ccg thing.
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Fabricated
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It was a weird sleeper/cult classic for the original xbox where psychics fight eachother.
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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schild
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Eh, Phantom Dust is an arena brawler with destructible terrain and a Guild Wars style skill system.
The original was an accidental masterpiece of fun in split screen.
I assume this will be jank. Also I'm not buying an XBone. So I'll never really know.
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Fabricated
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Just fyi this conference is the second xbone conference and they're digging so deep for shit they're pulling out original xbox games.
Like imagine if Sony's conference today announced FANTAVISION 2 + DUBSTEP, Evergrace 2, a new Ridge Racer game, and a new Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance title.
Yeah the last one sounds interesting but this was the literal equivalent of that.
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Heh, Evergrace 2. Lawdy. That gets me right in the "I forgot the first one" rib.
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jakonovski
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Revamping past glories is what the gaming industry is about these days.
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Fabricated
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Phantom Dust and Crackdown aren't really past glories. One was a cult classic among a small niche of people and the other is remembered as "That game that came with the Halo 3 demo".
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I don't remember why I bought the original Phantom Dust. I think I got it in a trade-in at Gamestop half-accidentally to use like $6 leftover bucks or something. It ended up being my favorite game on the Xbox.
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Well yeah, Xbox doesn't have much history to draw from.
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Phantom Dust and Crackdown aren't really past glories. One was a cult classic among a small niche of people and the other is remembered as "That game that came with the Halo 3 demo".
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The Division is going to be a perennial E3 demo. No way in hell it will be what they are showing. This is like the auto show's concept vehicles. What you will actually get will be 1/10 as awesome and you'll like it.
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Fabricated
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They already fooled us once with watchdogs.
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Not much hope for anything interesting coming out of EA's or Ubisoft's press conferences. It's already been stated that there aren't going to be any Rocksmith related announcements so I don't need to bother watching Ubisoft. I'll only watch EA out of misguided hope of hearing anything Mass Effect related.
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