E3 Bullshit Schedule + Schild Spam Thread

[Velorath]

It's that time again for underwhelming announcements which have already been leaked, with no actual gameplay footage, for stuff that probably won't come out for another 2-3 years if at all. If you enjoy live disappointment caught on camera, or just need something to keep you occupied while waiting for your next round to start in Hex, here's what's going on at E3:

Times listed in Pacific Time unless otherwise noted.

Press Conferences

Monday June 9th
9:30a Microsoft
12:00p EA
3:00p Ubisoft
6:00p Sony

Tuesday June 10th
9:00a Nintendo


Twitch's livestream schedule:

Gamespot's livestream schedule

IGN's livestream schedule:

Giantbomb doing their "Talking Over the Press Conference" thing during each of the conferences here:  http://www.giantbomb.com/chat/

Gametrailers schedule for Day 1:

[jakonovski]

Oh hells yes, this is going to be my main course this week, going to be watching the Giant Bomb stream. Well, listening to the stream and grinding out levels in a MMORPG (Wildstar, GW2 or even Secret World).

[Velorath]

And... MS starting off with Call of Duty. Don't give a damn.

[Ragnoros]

Invading China. Future America, FUCK YEAH!

SHIT, THEY HAVE A GUNDAM!

[Velorath]

They're still using the word Driveatar for this Forza shit.

[Falconeer]

Well, they have been winning non stop for the last 12 months, why should they change anything? 

[Ragnoros]

Oh look. Cthulhu, the brodude, L4D ripoff shooter.

[Velorath]

Assassin's Creed Unity now. Aside from Evolve, the first few games we're being shown are all pretty much annual franchises (CoD, Forza, AC). Not a very compelling advertisement for next gen thus far.

Oh look. Cthulhu, the brodude, L4D ripoff shooter.

Uh, it's not a L4D ripoff. It comes from the creators of the first L4D.

[Ragnoros]

Assassin's Creed Unity now. Aside from Evolve, the first few games we're being shown are all pretty much annual franchises (CoD, Forza, AC). Not a very compelling advertisement for next gen thus far.

Oh look. Cthulhu, the brodude, L4D ripoff shooter.

Uh, it's not a L4D ripoff. It comes from the creators of the first L4D.

I stand corrected, yet uninterested.

[Ragnoros]

Was it just me, or was that a REALLY BAD Dragon Age trailer?

[Velorath]

It wasn't particularly good no. Better than Insomniac trying way to hard to be funny right now.

[jakonovski]

DA3 is one year more dev time than DA2, so one shouldn't expect too much from it.

[Falconeer]

"You, yes youuuuuu are the hero!" Was that a reference to "Rrrrriiiiiiiiiiidge racer!" or is this guy is just a master at being awkward?

[schild]

I don't even know what stream people are watching. I'm confused and cold.

[Velorath]

Alright, that Dead Rising 3 DLC stuff looked fun. Not that I have an Xbone or Dead Rising 3.

[Ragnoros]

I don't even know what stream people are watching. I'm confused and cold.

http://www.gamespot.com/e3/microsoft-press-conference-2014/

Alright, that Dead Rising 3 DLC stuff looked fun. Not that I have an Xbone or Dead Rising 3.

Yup.

[jakonovski]

Alright, that Dead Rising 3 DLC stuff looked fun. Not that I have an Xbone or Dead Rising 3.

Just wait a while and it'll come out on PC. Then again I couldn't even bother finishing DR1.

[Velorath]

Let's see if 4 games in, they can finally get me to care about the Fable franchise.

[Rasix]

Wisecrack, The Adventuring.

[Ragnoros]

Chat Win!'

Oilers99
...But... We don't have Molyneux to tell us this is going to be the best game ever...

[Velorath]

That "be the villain" gameplay looks entirely uninteresting.

[Falconeer]

"Official" Stream? http://www.twitch.tv/team/e3

[schild]

halo again

lol

[Mithas]

Jesus. Is there anything new being showcased?

[Rasix]

This dude's voice.  Gah.

This is awful.

[Paelos]

Jesus. Is there anything new being showcased?

You thought new generations of consoles would bring new games?

Hell, I still think we're 2 years away from major publishers shitting their pants over any risks. And then another 3 years before those games come out.

[Velorath]

Looks like a cool collection. Unfortunately I'm not really a huge Halo fan. Plus it doesn't have Reach.

[Ragnoros]

Not just any Halo, but 10 year old Halo.

Fake Edit: Jesus, 15 minutes dedicated to this shite...

Real Edit: NVM, Miving on.

[Rasix]

Awesome.  Child Death Simulator 2.

[schild]

Wait, do people care about Indie stuff on consoles anymore? Or 3 year old Ipad games on the Xbox?

[schild]

Can we just get to Project Beast.

[Rasix]

Aren't you excited to pay $15-20 for a $1 iphone game?

[schild]

ROTTR

[schild]

Oh Sweet, a PC trailer for Wild Hunt.

[schild]

Dude was wearing a leather bomber jacket inside a convention hall in LA during the summer.