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Topic: When Chimps Attack! (Read 2576 times)
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WayAbvPar
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This is actually more scary than funny. I may have nightmares from this passage- St. James Davis had severe facial injuries and would require extensive surgery in an attempt to reattach his nose, Dr. Maureen Martin of Kern Medical Center told KGET-TV of Bakersfield. His testicles and a foot also were severed, Kern County Sheriff's Cmdr. Hal Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian. OWWIE!
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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St. James and LaDonna Davis were at the Animal Haven Ranch in Caliente to celebrate the birthday of Moe, a 39-year-old chimpanzee who was taken from their suburban Los Angeles home in 1999 after biting off part of a woman's finger. From the "some people just don't fucking learn" file? "Everybody was trying to get the chimp off," Chealander said. I just like that quote taken out of context. |
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Paelos
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Let this be a lesson to you. Not all monkeys are willing to put up with your shit.
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Big Gulp
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Let this be a lesson to you. Not all monkeys are willing to put up with your shit.
I think it's funny how people just associate chimps with goofy cuteness when in reality they're vicious little fuckers that are eight times as strong as humans and are known to conduct wars within their own societies and even dabble in cannibalism. That said, it may be time to ammend my will: "In the event of monkey attack, should my face, foot, and testicle be removed, I want no heroic measures to be taken to sustain my life." |
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Kenrick
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"In the event of monkey attack, should my face, foot, and testicle be removed, I want no heroic measures to be taken to sustain my life."
Maybe you missed the memo -- a shark already did that to you. |
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Furiously
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"In the event of monkey attack, should my face, foot, and testicle be removed, I want no heroic measures to be taken to sustain my life."
Maybe you missed the memo -- a shark already did that to you. Keep chumming Kenrick. |
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