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Topic: f13.net ratio of Useless News to other areas (Read 6780 times)
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Sobelius
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I've been noticing over the last 2 weeks or so that the ratio of Useless News posts to other areas seems rather high. Tonight when I logged in, out of 34 areas with new posts, 13 were from Useless News. I don't mind the occasioanl Useless News item, but this seems like way too much, and it's starting to feel like spam in the inbox.
Is there anyway to disable viewing of certain areas of the forums? I'll search and see, but if anyone could point out how to hide specific forums I'd appreciate it.
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schild
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We seperated it off to a different forum so that you could just ignore it. I didn't know anyone used that "show unread posts since my last visit" button. Boggles the mind, that. Useless news takes the backseat when a game worthy of everyones discussion comes out. But the first quarter every year is terribly slow - at least until the last week of this month, which happens to be a system launch.
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Sobelius
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We seperated it off to a different forum so that you could just ignore it. I didn't know anyone used that "show unread posts since my last visit" button. Boggles the mind, that. Useless news takes the backseat when a game worthy of everyones discussion comes out. But the first quarter every year is terribly slow - at least until the last week of this month, which happens to be a system launch.
Thanks Schild. I aways use "show unread posts" whenever I visit. I figured out a workaround -- I just go into the entire Useless News forum first and mark everything as read and then it doesn't show up in my "unread posts" list (duh!). Feel free to lock this thread. Thanks. |
"I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." -- Voltaire
"A world without Vin Diesel is sad." -- me
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schild
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Apologies I couldn't help you in some other manner. But short of some games Haemish punishes himself with, we tend not to review stuff that just doesn't warrant it. Nor do we go out of our way to bring it up for discussion. As such, Shockeye likes posting useless news. It's just his thing, and it'll die down - like I said - when the PSP (and the slew of other huge titles) comes out in the next couple weeks. Among them - Splinter Cell, Freedom Force, a handful of survival horror stuff - including Cold Fear and Obscure, the new adventure title Still Life (which is supposed to be pretty spectacular), and some other stuff.
You should read some of the useless news though, I get a kick out of at least 65% of it. The other 35% is posted with the express purpose of making me cry. Shockeye is a cruel man.
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Sobelius
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I do read it from time to time -- I agree, it can be quite amusing and it adds some levity to the community. And thanks for pointing out that it's just a slow time of year for game news/reviews -- I hadn't thought of that.
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"I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." -- Voltaire
"A world without Vin Diesel is sad." -- me
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Shockeye
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It amazes me that people complain because they don't have self-control.
People couldn't keep themselves from going into the Den, so we had to close it.
Politics always seems to be on the edge of closure.
Now there's a complaint about Useless News.
If you don't like what's in here, don't come in here.
I don't want to have to make all these boards invisible and just give a select few access to them.
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Signe
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Shockeye is very protective of his useless news. He needs something to live for, you know. Do you want him to just dry up and die? Do you? Huh?
You go, Shockeye!
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Flashman
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Hey, I love useless news. Good stuff to read while bored at work. Keep it coming!
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Miasma
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I love useless news, and I liked the den too. Every day at lunch I go through this link to take the edge off of all the serious catastrophes constantly taking place in the world. |
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Signe
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Who needs Drew Curtis when we have Shockeye?
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Who needs Drew Curtis when we have Shockeye?
I'm on strike. |
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Signe
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Like a hunger strike or something? I've been working my fingers to the bone making "Save Useless News" buttons. I even recycled the pointy bits from my DV Voodoo dolls.
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Strazos
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Maybe he'll get really flamboyant and set himself on fire, in an effort to draw attention to the great work he does.
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Signe
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As much as I might enjoy seeing that, I would miss Shockeye dreadfully.  |
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TheWalrus
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I think the best part about this whole thread is the original complaint, and then at the bottom his quote. Lovely irony.
Shockeye, don't you dare stop. Other useless news posts have been even more useless than yours. We need some constructive uselessness around here.
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HaemishM
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Useless news makes us chuckle at work, and reminds us that no matter how inconceivably stupid some of our own posts may sound, we have still not reached the nadir of stupid that some people manage to achieve in the world.
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Furiously
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Or that sometimes we have!
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Sobelius
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I think the best part about this whole thread is the original complaint, and then at the bottom his quote. Lovely irony.
Shockeye, don't you dare stop. Other useless news posts have been even more useless than yours. We need some constructive uselessness around here.
Wow. Ok -- here goes (in my best imitation of f13.net style): Fuck you motherfucking bitches and faggots for doing your usual sloppy-minded thing and posting before you read the goddamn motherfucking original post. No one around here can ask a fucking question or make a statement that they fucking don't fucking want to read some goddamn useless shit and simply asked for a way to filter out the fucking overload of goddamn useless cock-sucking spam because like some shit load of over-fucking-grown kudzu it fucks with the way I want to read the fucking forums. Take your useless news shit and it shove it down your useless goddamn pie hole and choke on it until you fucking die. And goddammit since when is it fucking "ironic" that my sig says I'll defend your right to say what you want even when I fucking think you're a useless motherfucking cunt or dick and still just wanted to fucking ask for the fucking method for filtering this goddamn load of cock-sucking horseshit so I can read the rest of the goddamn motherfucking horseshit on this fucking board? And if you read my goddamn original post as you said you fucking did, did you even fucking see anywhere in it a request to stop posting stuff in the fucking useless shit news forum? I said the ratio of fucking noise to fucking signal was fucking reminding me of fucking spam and that I wanted the fuck some way to filter out shit. What is so goddamn wrong with that? Are you fucktards so bored that you the best you can do is whine that someone else doesn't fucking always want to fucking wade through the craptastic stuff just to get to read fucking Bruce's posts? Take your goddamn lazy ass motherfucking opinions and post somewhere that anyone who wants to read them will feel like their having an enema since it's the only way they'll give a shit. OK -- so it's not in the best of the f13.net stylebook. Some of you are truly masters at it and I can't really do the style justice, but it was fun trying. And I threw in a reference to Bruce, just because it always makes posts so much cooler  |
"I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." -- Voltaire
"A world without Vin Diesel is sad." -- me
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HaemishM
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Fuck you motherfucking bitches and faggots for doing your usual sloppy-minded thing and posting before you read the goddamn motherfucking original post. No one around here can ask a fucking question or make a statement that they fucking don't fucking want to read some goddamn useless shit and simply asked for a way to filter out the fucking overload of goddamn useless cock-sucking spam because like some shit load of over-fucking-grown kudzu it fucks with the way I want to read the fucking forums. Take your useless news shit and it shove it down your useless goddamn pie hole and choke on it until you fucking die. And goddammit since when is it fucking "ironic" that my sig says I'll defend your right to say what you want even when I fucking think you're a useless motherfucking cunt or dick and still just wanted to fucking ask for the fucking method for filtering this goddamn load of cock-sucking horseshit so I can read the rest of the goddamn motherfucking horseshit on this fucking board? And if you read my goddamn original post as you said you fucking did, did you even fucking see anywhere in it a request to stop posting stuff in the fucking useless shit news forum? I said the ratio of fucking noise to fucking signal was fucking reminding me of fucking spam and that I wanted the fuck some way to filter out shit. What is so goddamn wrong with that? Are you fucktards so bored that you the best you can do is whine that someone else doesn't fucking always want to fucking wade through the craptastic stuff just to get to read fucking Bruce's posts? Take your goddamn lazy ass motherfucking opinions and post somewhere that anyone who wants to read them will feel like their having an enema since it's the only way they'll give a shit. :: sniff :: I LOVE YOU, MAN! EDIT: And to add content, I'm not sure there is a profile setting or something that allows you to filter out specific forums from being seen. The only way I could see that working is if there was a usergroup that was allowed useless news access and there was one that wasn't, and you were a part of the one that wasn't. |
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« Last Edit: March 07, 2005, 02:10:00 PM by HaemishM »
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Kenrick
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Dude... you even managed to reference kudzu in there.
Rock on.
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schild
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That was fucking harder to read than fucking Kafka's Metamorphosis after a weeklong bender, you fucking ingrate. Well done. :-D
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TheWalrus
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You've lost that loving feeling.
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stray
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Off Topic:
Bring back the Den please. I just saw Shockeye's newest entry there....but I can't respond.
I HAVE to talk about Chocolate Yuna.
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schild
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Off Topic:
Bring back the Den please. I just saw Shockeye's newest entry there....but I can't respond.
I HAVE to talk about Chocolate Yuna.
You really, really don't. That post was the devil in link form. |
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Shockeye
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I put it in the Den so people couldn't respond. I wanted to go one step beyond cruel.
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Ironwood
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Fuck you motherfucking bitches and faggots for doing your usual sloppy-minded thing and posting before you read the goddamn motherfucking original post. No one around here can ask a fucking question or make a statement that they fucking don't fucking want to read some goddamn useless shit and simply asked for a way to filter out the fucking overload of goddamn useless cock-sucking spam because like some shit load of over-fucking-grown kudzu it fucks with the way I want to read the fucking forums. Take your useless news shit and it shove it down your useless goddamn pie hole and choke on it until you fucking die. And goddammit since when is it fucking "ironic" that my sig says I'll defend your right to say what you want even when I fucking think you're a useless motherfucking cunt or dick and still just wanted to fucking ask for the fucking method for filtering this goddamn load of cock-sucking horseshit so I can read the rest of the goddamn motherfucking horseshit on this fucking board? And if you read my goddamn original post as you said you fucking did, did you even fucking see anywhere in it a request to stop posting stuff in the fucking useless shit news forum? I said the ratio of fucking noise to fucking signal was fucking reminding me of fucking spam and that I wanted the fuck some way to filter out shit. What is so goddamn wrong with that? Are you fucktards so bored that you the best you can do is whine that someone else doesn't fucking always want to fucking wade through the craptastic stuff just to get to read fucking Bruce's posts? Take your goddamn lazy ass motherfucking opinions and post somewhere that anyone who wants to read them will feel like their having an enema since it's the only way they'll give a shit.
So, which part of Glasgow are you from ? |
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Signe
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Obviously, not from Glasgow. They never distinquish between cunt or dick They are all cunts in Glasgow. |
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