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Reply #35 on: April 01, 2014, 08:42:00 AM

I'm not sure if I'm encouraged or discouraged by each of the NL Central divisional games being 1-0 settled by home runs.
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Reply #36 on: April 01, 2014, 12:04:24 PM

Mariners win Opening Day (as usual- helps having Felix pitching every OD). Now we get into the rest of the rotation, which is varied degrees of terrible, so I expect the win streak to end at one. Nice to see some offense though.

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Reply #37 on: April 01, 2014, 01:17:23 PM

Iwakuma and Taijuan Walker will be back eventually.  Hold on, friend!
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Reply #38 on: April 02, 2014, 08:53:14 AM

Bruce Bochy needs to learn how replay challenge works.  why so serious?

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Reply #39 on: April 02, 2014, 10:50:55 AM

Mariners win Opening Day (as usual- helps having Felix pitching every OD). Now we get into the rest of the rotation, which is varied degrees of terrible, so I expect the win streak to end at one. Nice to see some offense though.
So maybe the Angels are just shitty  awesome, for real

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Reply #40 on: April 02, 2014, 11:19:46 AM

I think that's a 10-4, good buddy.  why so serious?

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Reply #41 on: April 02, 2014, 11:52:24 PM

Trying to stay awake through the Pirates-Cubs game, but 15 innings and 16 pitchers later, I need to sleep!
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Reply #42 on: April 03, 2014, 01:04:58 AM

Get your affairs in order, friends. The apocalypse is nigh. The Mariners have started 3-0 with a road sweep (first time in club history). This will make the inevitable 17 game losing streak all the more poignant.

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Reply #43 on: April 03, 2014, 08:23:05 AM

I find it funny that the Cardinals and the Reds both have exactly 1 run for, 1 run against, and 1-1 records after 2 games. Pitchers duels indeed.

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Reply #44 on: April 04, 2014, 02:13:36 AM

Tim. Timmy. Tim. Shave that fucking mustache. It's killing me.

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Reply #45 on: April 04, 2014, 08:17:17 AM

For a second I thought you meant Hudson, and I was like...

Then I saw Lincecum.  ACK!

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Reply #46 on: April 04, 2014, 08:24:49 AM

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Reply #47 on: April 04, 2014, 09:13:01 AM


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Reply #48 on: April 04, 2014, 03:09:59 PM

/replaces "Larry Bird moustache" with "Tim Lincecum moustache" as go-to sick moustache burn

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Reply #49 on: April 04, 2014, 04:15:00 PM

Braves beat the Nats! Now we need to go do that 14 more times.

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Reply #50 on: April 04, 2014, 07:10:25 PM

For a second I thought you meant Hudson, and I was like...

Then I saw Lincecum.  ACK!

It is seriously the worst thing. The worst.


edit: also suck it dodgers

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Reply #51 on: April 04, 2014, 07:16:27 PM

Maybe he's using it to distract opposing batters?
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Reply #52 on: April 04, 2014, 07:50:05 PM

They aren't close enough to him to see it!

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Reply #53 on: April 05, 2014, 12:38:53 AM

I wonder if he drives his 'Free Candy' van to the ballpark?

In other Bay Area clusterfuck news- The same shitty stadium that flooded the visitor room with sewage last year? Forgot to put the tarp over the infield overnight during a heavy rainstorm and they had to postpone the game tonight because of it. Class act, the As.
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Reply #54 on: April 05, 2014, 02:07:13 AM

I think that's on AEG, technically.

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Reply #55 on: April 05, 2014, 08:29:11 AM

Its the worst park in the majors

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Reply #56 on: April 05, 2014, 03:48:56 PM

I have a feeling replay is going to show just how inept the umpires were for all these years.

Apparently in the Astros game yesterday, the batter wanted them to check the count, and won. The umpire had the count wrong. I mean really?

I can't wait to for the CB Bucknor and Angel Hernandez screwup highlight reel at the end of the season.

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Reply #57 on: April 05, 2014, 08:25:52 PM

One of the local dipshit sport radio derps was whining that replay ruins the flow and emotional investment one has in any given call. If I could punch someone though the airwaves, I probably would've done it.

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Reply #58 on: April 09, 2014, 05:34:21 PM

Josh Hamilton needs thumb surgery after diving headfirst into first base. Why do these idiots keep doing that? It is demonstrably faster to run through the bag, less likely to cause an injury, and puts you in a better position to advance if there is an errant throw (since you are standing up and not laying on the ground trying to pick bits of dirt out of your teeth with your thumb that suddenly points a completely different direction).

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Reply #59 on: April 09, 2014, 05:50:34 PM

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Reply #60 on: April 09, 2014, 05:58:16 PM

Yeah bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night that OH SHIT IT'S ON FIRE.


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Reply #61 on: April 10, 2014, 11:07:32 AM

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Reply #62 on: April 11, 2014, 01:56:55 PM

Josh Hamilton needs thumb surgery after diving headfirst into first base. Why do these idiots keep doing that? It is demonstrably faster to run through the bag, less likely to cause an injury, and puts you in a better position to advance if there is an errant throw (since you are standing up and not laying on the ground trying to pick bits of dirt out of your teeth with your thumb that suddenly points a completely different direction).

Harold Reynolds proves me wrong, is in line for a Nobel Prize in physics

This makes me sad. I have met Harold 2 or 3 times (ran into him at a nightclub in Bellevue back when both of us were young enough to bother hanging out in nightclubs) and he was very accomodating and patient with my drunken early 20-something self. Unfortunately every time he opens his mouth he seems to be determined to prove he is a retard.

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Reply #63 on: April 11, 2014, 02:40:02 PM

So dumb. It's been proven so many times it's not faster to slide into first, I just don't even know why they bother.

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Reply #64 on: April 11, 2014, 03:49:20 PM

Does Usain Bolt slide across the finish line? No? Conversation should be over with even the dumbest baseball player if you point that out.

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Reply #65 on: April 11, 2014, 03:58:52 PM

But would he if he could without seriously injuring himself? I.e. what if they were on dirt tracks*? awesome, for real

* Not the gravelly stuff that a lot of high schools have, that shit hurts to fall on. I have a permanent scars on my knees from sliding on that stuff.
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Reply #66 on: April 11, 2014, 05:51:35 PM

I think there may still be a small rock embedded in my knee somewhere from sliding on that stuff.  Ah, poor rural High School....

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Reply #67 on: April 11, 2014, 10:55:13 PM

Pitcher grand slam, woop woop!

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Reply #68 on: April 11, 2014, 11:00:53 PM

Braves beat the Nats on a walk-off bloop that scored our pinch runner from first!

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Reply #69 on: April 13, 2014, 09:41:09 AM

Pitcher grand slam, woop woop!

My fantasy team got an award for that grand slam, it took me a while to figure out what the hell happened.
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