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Topic: ...and now for today's John Stamos news. (Read 17405 times)
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Shockeye
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LIGHTS-OUT SWAP March 1, 2005 -- ONE Finnish woman probably really hates John Stamos. The actor was asked by Jane magazine, "What's the worst you ever screwed someone over?" He answered: "[In the mid- '80s] I was in a band. I was playing somewhere in Finland, and there was a girl hanging around who was really drunk and interested in me. I wasn't into her, but my friend was. So the girl came back to my hotel, and I turned the lights down, and we started making out. I said, 'Hold on a second, I've gotta go brush my teeth.' It was dark, I left the room, and I sent in my friend who looked like me. And she thought she was having sex with me, but she was really having sex with my friend." |
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Signe
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I don't know who John Stamos is. I googled him and I still don't know who John Stamos is.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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Richard Stamos' brother...ya know, "Lover Boy"?
"Loooooving you, is easy, 'cause you're beautiful....Doo Doo n Doo DooDOO, AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Or something like that.
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Fear the Backstab!
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"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I would google up an image of him from Full House, but I just can't make myself do it.
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MaceVanHoffen
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I would google up an image of him from Full House, but I just can't make myself do it.
 That picture makes me feel like punching something. It has "manwife" written all over it. |
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stray
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Thank God for Tripod.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Thank God for Tripod.
Diddo. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Oh man. I have to:  |
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« Last Edit: March 01, 2005, 02:56:46 PM by MrHat »
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stray
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« Last Edit: March 01, 2005, 03:16:50 PM by Stray »
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Signe
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I don't think I ever saw Full House. I guess I just plain don't recognise him.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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I don't think I ever saw Full House. I guess I just plain don't recognise him.
The beautiful innocence of youth. |
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Signe
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I think I'm probably older than you. "The forgetfullness of age" is probably more appropriate. You know my husband is going to be 40 in a few years. Of course, I'm sure I must have been under 8 when we got married.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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I think I'm probably older than you. "The forgetfullness of age" is probably more appropriate. You know my husband is going to be 40 in a few years. Of course, I'm sure I must have been under 8 when we got married.
Is that how the Scots do it? |
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MaceVanHoffen
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Is that how the Scots do it?
I thought Scotsmen only did sheep? Or is that Irishmen ... |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Is that how the Scots do it?
I thought Scotsmen only did sheep? Or is that Irishmen ... Welsh. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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I think I'm probably older than you. "The forgetfullness of age" is probably more appropriate. You know my husband is going to be 40 in a few years. Of course, I'm sure I must have been under 8 when we got married.
I turned the big 3-0 a few months back. My life is about over. |
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Strazos
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Oh man. I have to: [insert image] Ya gotta admit, he Did have the dead-sexah hair....well, sexy for the times, anyway. |
Fear the Backstab!
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Oh man. I have to: [insert image] Ya gotta admit, he Did have the dead-sexah hair....well, sexy for the times, anyway. But he's no Lorenzo Lamas.  |
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Strazos
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At the risk of looking a little on the queer side, Kevin Sorbo was no slouch either.  Hercules, FTW...etc etc. |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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MaceVanHoffen
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But he's no Lorenzo Lamas.
I would like to see Shockeye's avatar in a cage match with Lorenzo Lamas. That avatar has "I can kick prettyboy ass" written all over him. Mostly, though, I just want to see Lorenzo get his ass kicked. EDIT: We need to post boobies on this thread to lower the homo quotient. I'm starting to be attracted to the guy in the next office in a way that isn't professional. |
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« Last Edit: March 01, 2005, 04:10:09 PM by MaceVanHoffen »
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stray
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Did this thread go to a bad place, or did it start off wrong to begin with?
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Did this thread go to a bad place, or did it start off wrong to begin with?
What's the title of the thread? That's right, John Stamos. There was no chance of this not ending up in a bad place.  |
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Signe
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 Best of both worlds. |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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But he's no Lorenzo Lamas.
I would like to see Master Tatsu in a cage match with Lorenzo Lamas. Master Tatsu has "I can kick prettyboy ass" written all over him. Mostly, though, I just want to see Lorenzo get his ass kicked. EDIT: We need to post boobies on this thread to lower the homo quotient. I'm starting to have homoerotic fantasies about the guy in the next office in a way that isn't professional. Fixed it for ya. EDIT: Oh, I forgot about Johnny "The Motherfucking Man" Depp. |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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But he's no Lorenzo Lamas.
I would like to see Master Tatsu in a cage match with Lorenzo Lamas. Master Tatsu has "I can kick prettyboy ass" written all over him. Mostly, though, I just want to see Lorenzo get his ass kicked. EDIT: We need to post boobies on this thread to lower the homo quotient. I'm starting to have homoerotic fantasies about the guy in the next office in a way that isn't professional. Fixed it for ya. EDIT: Oh, I forgot about Johnny "The Motherfucking Man" Depp.  There, now everyone is happy. |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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UGH...but while on the subject of that beast....any of ya ever have the balls to go to SomethingAwful.com and look at the screencaps they have of her pr0n video? Steroids can do some horrible things to a person's anatomy.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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MaceVanHoffen
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EDIT: We need to post boobies on this thread to lower the homo quotient. I'm starting to have homoerotic fantasies about the guy in the next office in a way that isn't professional.
So, there's a time when homoerotic fantasies are professional? |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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UGH...but while on the subject of that beast....any of ya ever have the balls to go to SomethingAwful.com and look at the screencaps they have of her pr0n video? Steroids can do some horrible things to a person's anatomy.
Haemish can give you his review of it. I think he bought the tape. |
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stray
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Of all things.... Get back to the manlove...err..or something. That was actually more preferable. |
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« Last Edit: March 01, 2005, 04:23:17 PM by Stray »
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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EDIT: We need to post boobies on this thread to lower the homo quotient. I'm starting to have homoerotic fantasies about the guy in the next office in a way that isn't professional.
So, there's a time when homoerotic fantasies are professional? [Haemish can give you his review of it. I think he bought the tape.
He should recieve a fucking medal. |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Of all things.... Get back to the manlove...err..or something. That was actually more preferable. Your wish is granted.  |
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« Last Edit: March 01, 2005, 04:27:44 PM by Shockeye »
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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schild
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The f13 planeteers join forces to call forth the devil. You all make me cry blood.
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Paelos
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WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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