Yegolev
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Less bothersome than the Two Archers.  |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Lakov_Sanite
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Less bothersome than the Two Archers. FUCK.THOSE.GUYS |
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Moaner
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Less bothersome than the Two Archers. Lovely. I may actually finish this game some time summer 2015 at this rate. |
PSN: Happy_Hedonist, SteamID: Happy Hedonist
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Yegolev
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You have to have already gotten past the archers when you meet Ornie and Sumo. I'd just give one piece of advice: you only get the soul of the one you defeat last, so if you want both then you'll have to defeat the other one in New Game Plus. I killed Ornstein first and I think I'm going to regret that while trying to take down SuperSmough in NG+.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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murdoc
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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schild
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Costs less than southpark for the pc. Heh.
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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Only thing that could make that better is if they decided to patch out GFWL from the first game.
Either way, sold!
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Costs less than southpark for the pc. Heh.
Still needs to prove to me that the port isn't a piece of shit without third-party mods before I'll touch it. And even then, not at full price. |
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Falconeer
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The only game ever I didn't even consider playing on a PC. It could be perfect, it could be higher resolution, and I'd still feel "it's not right". For all the times I've complained that some games just need to be played on a PC, I feel this belongs to the PS3.
Maybe I just want to make sure I cannot tab out to Chrome and look for walkthroughs when I am knee deep into some hard shit part. It has to feel suffocating, and a console is perfect for that.
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Lakov_Sanite
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Falconeer
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CAN'T WATCH THAT! SPOILERS!
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Lakov_Sanite
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Yeah, spoilers for the first dark souls. Also spoiler, when mario defeats bowser he finds out the princess is in another castle.
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Falconeer
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Sorry, I didn't even see it was Dark Souls 1. I am trying very hard not to know anything about Dark Souls 2 so I overreacted.
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Yegolev
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Video left out some things but otherwise surprisingly accurate.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Lakov_Sanite
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"What's wrong seethe, you little biiiiiiiiiitch"  |
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Sir T
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I tried Dark Souls but The controls were god awful and I couldn;t make it work. Damn you consolitis.
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Falconeer
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It's not consolitis though when a game was born and conceived for consoles, and the controls feel totally natural there.
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Sir T
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True enough.
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Lakov_Sanite
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Were you using a controller? Keyboard/mouse is not the only control scheme out there and I really hate that somehow controller started to = console when some pc games have been better suited to controllers for a very long time.
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Sky
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I also like a controller for a lot of PC games. Like remember back when we had a football game?  |
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Sir T
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No, i don't have a controller. For one thing I have pretty large hands and they are not designed for anyone above the normal hand size so they were never very comfortable for me. Anyway, doesn't matter much. I'll watch the videos.
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Morfiend
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So I went to the release party for this in San Francisco (It was 2 blocks from my work). I'm still bitter. The facebook invite said started at 6:00. A friend and I got there around 5:45 and there was a line of about 50 guys waiting. They opened to door at 6:00 and promptly started letting friends of the devs, and other industry people while us in line just got to stand and wait. Right next to an empty lot with 20 portable toilets in it. That stank. Oh yeah, and there was construction with jack hammering about 20 feet from us also. Every 10 minutes they would let in about 2 or 3 people from the line, and another 10 to 15 people who just walked up and got to bypass the line.
After an hour of this one of the guys who seemed to be in charge came out and stated "We are really really sorry for this guys" and my friend replied back "How about you just let everyone in then?" to which the guy responded "Oh we cant, the club is at capacity" right as they are letting another group of about 5 guys bypass the line.
We left and we to get a beer somewhere else. Fucking horrible event. Way to treat your best supporters like shit. I'm tempted to cancel my preorder because of this fuckery.
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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Khaldun
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I'm thinking that the comment towards the bottom is our very own Morfiend, considering that it's the same thing that was posted here. :)
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Filthy casual.
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Ghambit
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Any idea how much this new coop ring is gonna cost ingame? If it's ridiculously expensive then I'll just get the ps3 version, which is the same price as 360 b4 live gold (which I refuse to buy).
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"See, the beauty of webgames is that I can play them on my phone while I'm plowing your mom." -Samwise
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schild
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Any idea how much this new coop ring is gonna cost ingame? If it's ridiculously expensive then I'll just get the ps3 version, which is the same price as 360 b4 live gold (which I refuse to buy).
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Ghambit
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clarification: okay, supposedly to play coop w/friends (summon your friends and vice versa) you need a special ring along w/being in the same covenant. This would make it worth it to me to buy the xbox version, as most of my friends play on it... however, if said ring is a kerbiliion souls then eff that, I'll just buy the ps3 version and save the live gold subscription cost. (I canceled my live gold acct) There's been no indication on how much this ring will cost and if I wait until after release I obviously lose my pre-order. note: This go around the ps3 version is the same price as the xbox version, however the xbox version will obviously require a sub. fee.
Meh, maybe I'll just wait a day and see how much of a cockstab coop play is b4 worrying about it. Screw the pre-order.
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« Last Edit: March 09, 2014, 06:04:30 PM by Ghambit »
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"See, the beauty of webgames is that I can play them on my phone while I'm plowing your mom." -Samwise
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Lakov_Sanite
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Why on earth would you expect said ring to be expensive? The last game had hardly anything actually COST money, even some of the rarer items were somewhat simple to get(drake sword) If anything one would expect top get the co-op ring just for joining a covenant.
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Yegolev
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Unless this one is magially more difficult than Dark Souls, I'd not worry about it.
However, since this is a thing it means I'm going to have to get it on 360.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Lakov_Sanite
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schild
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Not exactly the opening of Prey or the Mad World Gears of War commercial or even that GORGEOUSLY misleading Dead Island trailer. But at least it was gameplay footage.
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jakonovski
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Downloads for the EU version are slowly crossing the digital oceans and won't arrive until Friday, so no gloating you fuckers!
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Velorath
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Helpful hint they probably could have made more clear for people who have played the previous game, but you no longer level up at bonfires. You have to go to a particular NPC in Majula who is incredibly easy to overlook.
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