Pages: [1]
|
|
|
Author
|
Topic: 300 II: The Spartaning (Read 3045 times)
|
angry.bob
Terracotta Army
Posts: 5442
We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I.
|
WTF? I honestly thought it was a parody until Eva Green and Circea showed up in it.
|
Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
|
|
|
Ingmar
Terracotta Army
Posts: 19280
Auto Assault Affectionado
|
insert 300 puns about the battle of salamis
|
The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT. Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
|
|
|
proudft
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1228
|
Why in the hell is this movie NOT titled 301: The Battle of Salamis (totally not gay).
|
|
|
|
Lakov_Sanite
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7590
|
I went to see the original with a gay man who remarked "that was a bit much even for me"
|
~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
|
|
|
Rendakor
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10131
|
I loved the first one, but don't see the point of a sequel.
|
"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
|
|
|
Samwise
Moderator
Posts: 19224
sentient yeast infection
|
I feel like there's a good reason that there have been so many books/movies/etc made about Thermopylae specifically rather than the rest of that war. It's that 300 Spartans facing down an entire army by themselves is so fucking badass that the rest of the war was probably boring by comparison.
|
"I have not actually recommended many games, and I'll go on the record here saying my track record is probably best in the industry." - schild
|
|
|
angry.bob
Terracotta Army
Posts: 5442
We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I.
|
insert 300 puns about the battle of salamis
Oh shit, I just got that. 300 salamis indeed.
|
Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
|
|
|
Khaldun
Terracotta Army
Posts: 15160
|
Salamis is pretty dramatic too, but:
a) the Greeks win the battle, which is relatively complicated compared to Thermopylae b) it's a naval battle c) the war goes on for a while after that
|
|
|
|
Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
Posts: 15542
The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
|
I'm sure I'll watch and enjoy this, but...
REALLY waiting for someone to do the Iliad correctly - Brad Pitt's Troy was a god damn abomination of a perfectly good story.
Especially now, what with stuff like LotR being popular and done "correctly," there's no reason the full Iliad could not be done as well.
Sorry, pet peeve of mine - Troy cut out the drama among the gods, which was at least half the story.
|
|
« Last Edit: June 17, 2013, 02:33:47 PM by Strazos »
|
|
Fear the Backstab! "Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion "Hell is other people." -Sartre
|
|
|
DraconianOne
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2905
|
I'm sure I'll watch and enjoy this, but...
REALLY waiting for someone to do the Iliad correctly
I don't know if you could do it correctly because the audience would be left wondering why there was no Trojan Horse, why Achilles didn't get an arrow in his heel and why the story finished before the end of the war.
|
A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
|
|
|
Khaldun
Terracotta Army
Posts: 15160
|
To make the Iliad correctly, you'd have to make a lot of the characters really unrelatable, alien dicks in modern terms.
Trojan Horse *is* mentioned briefly in the Odyssey in a way that makes it clear that listeners to the oral epic probably knew the more detailed legend, but yeah, the really detailed version is the Aeneid.
|
|
|
|
|
Pages: [1]
|
|
|
|