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Topic: Nextbox infinity anticipation station (Read 151441 times)
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Trippy
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Great game.
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schild
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They love making rooms where dirt fills up half of them to make an uneven surface
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schild
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Why did they make a new console to make a game that looks worse than MGS4?
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schild
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That was, quite seriously, the worst water i've seen in a game in YEARS
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schild
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:( looks like sub 30 fps
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schild
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ok scratch that
the fire is worse than the water
and "we are what we got" makes no sense
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murdoc
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I wouldn't even say this is a good looking Xbox 360 game.
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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schild
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Well that sucked.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Sigh.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Can't believe we have to sit through more shitty presentations (E3) to see what the fuck these consoles are going to play?
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schild
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Xbox is basically white people being incompetent at this point.  |
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Fabricated
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Managed to actually not meet the incredibly low bar set by the PS4 presentation since it had no fucking games.
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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schild
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Nonentity
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As far as an event that was being shown on TV for the mainstream, they hit the two things they needed to - NFL and Call of Duty.
They also showed all the 'here's what this shit does!' - I hope they have actual games at E3 (lol).
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But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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schild
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schild
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THEY DON'T NEED TO SHOW CALL OF DUTY AND MADDEN
THEY ONLY NEED TO SAY IT
THAT AUDIENCE IS ALREADY SALIVATING OVER THEIR TAX RETURN BUYING THEM AN XBOX NEAR YEAR
edit: also, IT'S A FORGONE CONCLUSION THEY'LL BE ON THE XBOX DAMN
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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schild
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murdoc
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Paelos
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This thread will either pay homage to the fact that we're old and out of touch, or that this XBOX will be a total clusterfuck. And now...the waiting game.  |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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schild
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The xbox will sell fine.
Just not to the fake audience that doesn't exist that they're pitching it too. There is literally nothing in that show that gamers have ever clamored for. It was really fucking weird.
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Fabricated
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Oh holy shit, they actually went and did it! Wired asked Microsoft if installation would be mandatory. “On the new Xbox, all game discs are installed to the HDD to play,” the company responded in an emailed statement. Sounds mandatory to us.
What follows naturally from this is that each disc would have to be tied to a unique Xbox Live account, else you could take a single disc and pass it between everyone you know and copy the game over and over. Since this is clearly not going to happen, each disc must then only install for a single owner.
Microsoft did say that if a disc was used with a second account, that owner would be given the option to pay a fee and install the game from the disc, which would then mean that the new account would also own the game and could play it without the disc. |
"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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dude, skype on TV is revolutionary:  |
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Teleku
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Holy fuck I look away for a bit you guys blow this thread up.
So much snark! Glad I didn't watch this shit. Dear god....
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Oh holy shit, they actually went and did it! Wired asked Microsoft if installation would be mandatory. “On the new Xbox, all game discs are installed to the HDD to play,” the company responded in an emailed statement. Sounds mandatory to us.
What follows naturally from this is that each disc would have to be tied to a unique Xbox Live account, else you could take a single disc and pass it between everyone you know and copy the game over and over. Since this is clearly not going to happen, each disc must then only install for a single owner.
Microsoft did say that if a disc was used with a second account, that owner would be given the option to pay a fee and install the game from the disc, which would then mean that the new account would also own the game and could play it without the disc. Huh. So grabbing $10 of that used game sale? |
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schild
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That old man isn't nearly as stupid as this guy:  |
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schild
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This is legit how all that extra shit on the xbox makes me feel. All I want is a game, I get:  And call of fucking duty. |
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Paelos
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Oh holy shit, they actually went and did it! Wired asked Microsoft if installation would be mandatory. “On the new Xbox, all game discs are installed to the HDD to play,” the company responded in an emailed statement. Sounds mandatory to us.
What follows naturally from this is that each disc would have to be tied to a unique Xbox Live account, else you could take a single disc and pass it between everyone you know and copy the game over and over. Since this is clearly not going to happen, each disc must then only install for a single owner.
Microsoft did say that if a disc was used with a second account, that owner would be given the option to pay a fee and install the game from the disc, which would then mean that the new account would also own the game and could play it without the disc. Yeah this is really distinguishing it from computers.  |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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schild
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I was secretly hoping the Hex #13 update would happen while this show was going on so everyone in this thread would leave (including myself).
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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This is legit how all that extra shit on the xbox makes me feel. All I want is a game, I get: And call of fucking duty.  |
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Paelos
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It's going backwards. Steam shoots a game straight to my PC, the XBOX wants us to install disks to our box.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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schild
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To be fair to Microsoft, Gamestop and other retailers probably pushed pretty hard to still have games on discs be available.
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schild
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As an aside, Razer just announced this awesome fucking thing:  |
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schild
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I mean, goddamn:
10 tournament-grade Sanwa Denshi™ buttons
Authentic Sanwa Denshi™ joystick with ball top
Interchangeable top panel allows for custom artwork finishes
Fully accessible internals and storage compartments for easy modding
Honeycomb structure on the inside for easy screw mounting
Storage compartments for alternative bat top joystick and more
13 ft / 4 m detachable USB cable
Screwdriver included for modding
2.5mm audio jack for headset use (Xbox 360)
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Margalis
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The whole thrust of this is "Think watching TV is too hard? Well we have the answer!"
The fuck. First using a controller was too hard, now watching TV is too hard. "Hey guys, remember how TVii for Wii U lit the world on fire? Let's base our console around that. The primary feature is switching inputs!"
Lol. Finally I can watch TV on my TV!
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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