HAPPENING IN SEPTEMBER!
The "happening" you say?
This is the true Untold story of f13.netWe're going to focus on using what little, valuable time we have
Schild is jewish, is there something he's not telling us here?
I think it's time for a dose of F13 RED PILL MOTHER FUCKERS
f13. 13 - the legal age in japan
IS 13. f13 has a big NIS following.
f13 = cult of
The Terracotta Warriors TribeOne Eric Schild. The God child. Internet badass, non-conformist jewish royalty. NIS SUPER FAN.
Texan, MTG world champion and suicidegirls connoisseur and HAIL BANE. Keeper of the cyst. Weeaboo and non-hipster.
Haemish "I've seen some shit"
MacLennan the uwe boll undertaker. A tragic tale of 2 levels too many, former POW survivor of the island of doggy death in north korea's lineage 2. Dogs are animals, cattle = animals. The goyim is the jewsish term for cattle/non-jews. Grinding doggy death = Slaughtering animals = slaughtering cattle = slaughtering non-jews in north korea's Lineage 2 with accomplice one
Eric Schild.
Slayerik, morals enforcer and he is the law. Slayerik's story about shadowbane and morals was to prepare us for what to expect in the comming days. Never trust a minotaur.
Paelos. Bipedal monkey and lurker population regulator. Offspring of the humans breeding with animals epidemic in the end times.
lesion. Slain in the revolt of hellgate london lifetime subscribers quarantine,
body discarded in the remaining camps/mass grave sites of Everquest 1 as to not contaminate others. Only to be resurrected by the god child, One Eric Schild.
Queen Signe of England. Lures unsuspecting drifters and orphans into her den of lies. Her den is filled with the stuffed devils that once roamed the planes. Conspires secretly with voodoolily on who to target as their next victim.
Righ. "In the future, all will be NEET".
Former Google-fu quantum physicist and transhumanist. Pioneer of the technological singularity due to being a high ranking google-fu grandmaster sifu.
Voodoo "Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh"
lily. Speaks entirely in ebonics riding a 7-headed beast of revelation with 10 horns
while delivering deliciously unhealthy snacks to an already overweight population.
Conspires out in the open with signe on who to fatten up next.
WindupAtheist. Still plays UO, runs 18 consecutive accounts which bot ore for him to resell to chinese human trafficking farmers. ERPs in furcadia and second life on the side for bitcoins.
Cheddar. Joined a colony of furries who still play Everquest 2 and Vanguard. Patented the fabled "noob sauce" a mysterious sticky white liquid, only available upon special delivery to fellow furs.
The rest of the members of the f13's crew ship remain missing, status UNKNOWN.
Tribe of The HomerAz. Killed in the Ultima Online purge by the minority group of pks he was trying to assist, his tormented spirit unable to leave the realm still stays in purgatory to his IPY UO shard keeping it online and continues to haunt his past wtfman homebros.
Mother Fuckers who are crazier than meHRose insanity driven smelly foreign hermit,
abandons mmos, stockpiles books. Books? More like printable media for when the happening occurs and we lose access to the internet. Also stockpiles weed cigarettes.
Sir Bruce the Exiled.
Perma Banned from every known internet website and gathering event. Once stuck a traffic cone up his ass. Also a furry. Monitors every mmorpg player to ever exist for his private collection.
Other/UnknownSimuKaren. Once made a pass at One Eric Schild whom gentlemanly responded to the haggard wench with a swift backhand, loudly proclaiming. "Too Old!"
Horsemen of the ApocalypseSmedley. Self proclaimed and convicted Pigfucker. The first human to actually breed with an animal, the act first took place around the release of the NGE and CU, a sign of the end times and HAM.
Richard "royal dick"
Garriott. Never actually left the planet and was actually hooked up to a prototype oculus rift that runs the only working version of tabula rasa 24/7
with dreams of grandeur conning people out of their delicious money bags on kickstarter. Genitals are also hooked up to a fleshlight version of the oculus rift.
Jeff "Tigole half-jew Rogue"
Kaplan. Bringer of the apocalypse.
Jewish royalty and anti-christ. Complained in an interview that the 1% myth of top mmo players only enjoying endgame content didn't exist and that 1% was a number just picked out of the sky. This video has since been removed and pre-dates the Occupy Wallstreet Movement. Weaseled/Jew'd his way into lead developer of the New World of Warcraft Order with a golden ticket. Has no regard for his animal crossing addicted mother and openly supports the suffering of non-jews. Was controlling things behind the scene when hiring managers were told not to hire World of Warcraft players. No jobs = no economy = NEW WORLD ORDER.
Furor.
Tigoles right hand man. The go-to guy for slaying the leaky goys. Masquerades as a paladin in order to ruin the lives of others legally from inside the law. How does one slay the monsters that are protected by the laws they make?
The OracleRaph Koster. Homeless aspiring conch player and freegan oracle.
Recent reported sightings take place during moonless nights along the shores of the north west, once spotted he ceases to play the conch and assumes the hiding rabbit position of flattening his ears as to ward off predators in order to appear invisible. Known for making unintelligble noises, grunting and likes to dress up like a giant frog. He gains and loses weight based on the moon phases.
Other terms you may need to know, it could save your life in the coming days.Poopsock. Jenkem = a schedule 2 drug substance aka fermented feces for inhalation in african countries. Schedule 2 drugs = pharmaceuticals/vaccines. AUTISM.
Poopsocking is the number 1 leading cause of autism.
Catass. Garfield. Processed food. "Hungry for a hotdog?". Lum the mad. Diabetes epidemic.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/1800 Catassing is the number 1 leading cause of diabetes.
diku mud, dick mud, butthurt, /pizza, population control.
diku mmos are concentration camps for man children!
Waterthread, more like WaterBOARD
QuartertoThree - the time the "happening" will occur.
Corpnews, more like CorpJEWS.
f13 was a glimpse into the future. To condition you for "the happening" a world of disappointment, suffering and pain. Only the true internet warriors of f13, one Eric Schild the savior of mankind and Haemish "Goyim Slayer" MacLennan can lead us through "the happening" and rebuild our society.
f13 was never about mmos, it was for preparing us for the end of the world.
be praying... be praying... be praying...
the schild is silent...
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