Gravity

[Ghambit]

My only nerdist gripes were:

[lamaros]

[Ghambit]

[kaid]

[murdoc]

There was two things that bugged me - the spoiler you guys mentioned being the big one and

[pxib]

Many moments in the movie didn't make a lot of sense on reflection, and there really isn't much to say about the story or the plot after the fact... but it never asks you to turn off your brain. Instead it throws so much disaster at the screen that you don't have the time or the energy to think before some other crisis has arrived. Your brain has other things to do. I regularly had to remind myself to breathe and literally had to wrench myself out of my seat to stretch when the film was over.

This isn't cinema so much as a theme park attraction. One that lasts more than an hour.

Enjoy the ride.

[Ghambit]

[MediumHigh]

I understand why people love this terrible film, its a horror movie very close to October. Its like saw or final destination for people who go to see sandra bullock do shit. My only real complaint besides falling asleep and walking out halfway through this is that I didn't need to see sandra bullocks ass in 3D.

[Lakov_Sanite]

I understand why people love this terrible film, its a horror movie very close to October. Its like saw or final destination for people who go to see sandra bullock do shit. My only real complaint besides falling asleep and walking out halfway through this is that I didn't need to see sandra bullocks ass in 3D.

This comment, I don't even understand the language the poster is speaking.  The words are all english but strung together in ways that make no sense.

[MediumHigh]

I understand why people love this terrible film, its a horror movie very close to October. Its like saw or final destination for people who go to see sandra bullock do shit. My only real complaint besides falling asleep and walking out halfway through this is that I didn't need to see sandra bullocks ass in 3D.

This comment, I don't even understand the language the poster is speaking.  The words are all english but strung together in ways that make no sense.

The Movie was bad. The 3D was unnecessary. And it should have been 90 minutes shorter and given me a blowjob.

[Lakov_Sanite]

So basically, you're insane. Ok then.

[MediumHigh]

It's soo riveting!! Watch as a girl who could have given instructions from the safety of an arm chair, not listening to clear instructions, and than getting everyone with her killed!! Watch as she slowly does everything, notices nothing, and says sandra bullock things for 90 minutes. And wait there's more   

[Velorath]

Don't worry, you have plenty of quality entertainment like Arrow to go watch.

[MediumHigh]

Yeah I can't seem to grasp the fine art that is Agents of Shield.

[Samwise]

I understand why people love this terrible film, its a horror movie very close to October. Its like saw or final destination for people who go to see sandra bullock do shit. My only real complaint besides falling asleep and walking out halfway through this is that I didn't need to see sandra bullocks ass in 3D.

You're insane. 

Sandra Bullock's ass was amazing in this movie.

[Lakov_Sanite]

She could be the hottest 49 year old woman in existence.

[MediumHigh]

I'm sorry maybe I'm not white enough to find her hot. Me and girlfriend sitting in the theater we both looked at each other and went  when she took off her astronaut suit. Even talking about the movie afterwards we both went  when we brought it up.

[Lakov_Sanite]

Out of curiosity, how old are you?

[MediumHigh]

Out of curiosity, how old are you?

24. There is plenty of hot woman in then 50's...they just don't look like Sandra Bullock.

[Lakov_Sanite]

Name two.

[MediumHigh]

Name two.

Don't need to. Go to a gym. Or a local soccer game. Or a baptist church. Or a grocery store. Or a bar where the wings give you heartburn. But since we dwell in basements, Anna Gunn, Lucy Lawless, Sheryl Crow... I'm sure there's others.

[Lakov_Sanite]

Lucy Lawless is 45, Anna Gunn is 45 and Sheryl Crow is 51 so there's one at least.  Basically you are full of shit and trashing a movie on the basis of "lol it was dumb" and coming up with nothing but anecdotal evidence to support said bullshit.

[MediumHigh]

 

[Margalis]

Basically you are full of shit and trashing a movie on the basis of "lol it was dumb" and coming up with nothing but anecdotal evidence to support said bullshit.

Shut up dipshit.

"Anecdotal evidence." His "anecdote" is that he didn't like the movie. You want what, polling data? A formalized proof? Your "evidence" that the movie is good consists if you crying a lot.

It's like a a down-syndrome baby that hasn't had a bottle in two days somehow figured out how to post.

[Margalis]

Don't need to. Go to a gym. Or a local soccer game. Or a baptist church. Or a grocery store. Or a bar where the wings give you heartburn.

All things a socially maladjusted emo kid who spends his time whining on forums likely does on a regular basis!

[Lakov_Sanite]

I consider Gravity to be one of the best "short story" movies in a long time.  I understand it's not for everyone but I will be surprised if Bullock doesn't get a nomination this year for it.

[MahrinSkel]

 

[Margalis]

I'm being stalked on the internet, I think I get a merit badge for this.

No - you said something stupid and I responded.

You could try saying something not stupid. Novel concept. But instead you'll make 50 more whine posts. Someone on the internet doesn't like a movie I like! There are two active threads in this sub-forum and they both consist of your endless whines. You have what, 7 posts on this page alone, none of which are really about the movie.

You appear to have no interest in actually discussing movies in either of these threads.

[Lakov_Sanite]

I could keep arguing on the internet but I think another good thing about gravity was that only one scene felt like "cheap" 3d having had something fly at your face which is a big step forward for 3d movies.

[Margalis]

I love how you are so fucking stupid that even after I said that I was sending people silly PMs just to see if they'd post them you still went ahead and posted one, as if that is some sort of clever coup.

Dear god how is it possible to be so dumb?

[Lakov_Sanite]

With that said, this movies NEEDS to be seen in 3d, I think anyone watching a 2d version will indeed get bored since half of this rollarcoaster ride is visual.

[Margalis]

Well,

1.  I don't follow your every post because I don't stalk people and...

2. Saying your are going to do something douchey and then doing it does not exactly absolve you of said douche behavior.

You said it was lazy and embarrassing that I hadn't read a thread (when I clearly had), and now you're admitting you didn't even read the very thread you said that in!

Well-played dispshit.

You've been acting like a super douche for two days now, just because I didn't like a movie you liked. So please, can it nitwit. What absolves you of your two-day temper tantrum?

What is more douchey? Sending someone a silly PM like "hey cool guy" just so you can be amused when they post it like a predictable retard, or nonstop raging for days because someone didn't like your silly robot movie or doesn't think Sandra Bullock is hot?

Get over yourself. You calling someone else a douche is hilarious. Being a douche seems to be the only reason you post in this subforum at all.

[Lakov_Sanite]

Also a side note but did they play a song from oh brother at some point? I swear something like that played while clooney was off walking in space.

[Margalis]

Let me ask you a question dummy: if you make a personal attack on me in a thread why should I feel bad making a personal attack on you in a PM?

Let alone an extremely silly "personal attack" I sent only to see if you would post it or mention it here.

You idiots are nothing if not predictable.

Reading. Don't try it at home.

How many more retarded whine posts are you going to make? Can I get an estimate? 20? 100? I honestly laughed out loud typing that, because 100 seems completely plausible.

[Khaldun]

I think some folks need to take a nice walk and have a warm bath and light some incense. There is nothing wrong with nerdfights per se but there is something wrong when they start to get this myopic.