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Topic: Stupid people pay too much for shit on EBay, news at 11. (Read 25629 times)
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schild
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He's got the same idea as me. I'm forever searching for something to sell to Goldenpalace.com.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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VINTAGE GYNECOLOGICAL MEDICAL CHAIR CIRCA 1933!!
THE DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE'S ABSOLUTE DREAM FURNISHING!!VINTAGE MEDICAL CHAIR CIRCA 1933!!
You are bidding on a Medical Exam Chair formally owned by a family physician until acquired by me in the early 1970’s. This chair is the perfect conception contraption! It would look great in your game room, dungeon or even the family room if that is where you want to expand your family! This is one heck of a conversation piece, you will be the talk of the neighborhood. All the neighbors’ wives will be envious! Also a must have for any true collector of medical artifacts!
Upholstered for a comfortable ride, this chair is perfectly sized for blow up dolls or dolls that blow! This chair was built for speed and there are still a lot of screws left in it! Oh Yeah!! Those stirrups are adjustable in height and orientation to provide an angle to match your dangle!! This chair is multifunctional with casters, it is ready to roll onto your pickup truck or just down the street to the neighbor’s next swinging party!
This chair is in fair condition considering it’s age. As far as I know, it has not been refinished. The original finish appears to be a wood toned paint and the upholstery is in real good shape so it probably has been replaced at some point. There is some pitting on the silver finished parts, we do not know if they could be re-chromed or not. The casters which it rolls on have seen better days but the sockets which the casters fit into appear standard so new casters could be purchased very inexpensively at a local hardware store. We recommend the locking type casters so the subject does not roll away during your best moment!!
The whole chair could be easily whipped into shape if you were not worried about value as a vintage item. Just don’t spray paint it and then haul it down to the Antique Road Show expecting much! The appraisers get crazy when people do that, and that is why we have not touched it!!!
And now the difficult stuff! This chair weighs probably 100 to 150 pounds and will be difficult to ship! We will gladly put it in the back of our truck and deliver anywhere within 150 miles of Atlanta, no charge! If you are not local, you will need to make crating and shipping arrangements in Atlanta and we will deliver it to the crate and ship firm of your choice. Or heck, grab your significant other, climb in your pickup truck and come get it yourself!
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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VINTAGE GYNECOLOGICAL MEDICAL CHAIR CIRCA 1933!!
THE DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE'S ABSOLUTE DREAM FURNISHING!!VINTAGE MEDICAL CHAIR CIRCA 1933!!
Upholstered for a comfortable ride, this chair is perfectly sized for blow up dolls or dolls that blow! This chair was built for speed and there are still a lot of screws left in it! Oh Yeah!! Those stirrups are adjustable in height and orientation to provide an angle to match your dangle!! This chair is multifunctional with casters, it is ready to roll onto your pickup truck or just down the street to the neighbor’s next swinging party!
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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You aren't a desperate housewife, voodoolilly. You wouldn't understand.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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I can't figure out my favorite part of that paragraph. Prolly the part about it being ready to roll into your pickup truck (?!).
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Damn. Brother got his Legos on.
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WayAbvPar
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That is pretty cool. We have a print of Starry Night in my office (we actually have a lot of cool artwork here). |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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schild
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WayAbvPar
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OSI should take it back. What a fucking douchebag.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Furiously
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OSI should take it back. What a fucking douchebag.
$704 - Thats just crazy. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Mortriden
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What the fuck? They are waffles... with ROFL penciled on them? Any you bought them for $50? Jesus, I oughta take a shit in a box and put it on Ebay. Millions I tell you, Millions. |
It's like calling shenanigans. But you say "jihad" instead. - Llava
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Bunk
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That was by far the longest ebay add I've ever almost read. The guy deserves the $50 just for the effort.
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
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Samwise
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I was just thinking that... if it was $50 for just the waffles it would be free money, but with all the time it must have took to assemble the pictures and the posting, it'd probably come out to more than that in labor. Bah. Another get-rich-quick scheme shot to hell.
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Furiously
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When will they sell the rolf-o-copter is my question.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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That little skank looks like a bleached Six from Blossom.
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Yegolev
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I think I could get this past the wife as long as I keep it under $30.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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OcellotJenkins
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« Last Edit: June 28, 2005, 02:05:51 PM by OcellotJenkins »
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Paelos
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Ebay is starting to make me sad on principle. Humanity needs a cleansing. Somebody give Haemish some maps and WMDs and let him solve our problems.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I have no words, only tears. |
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WayAbvPar
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I'm 5'3, 98lbs, Someone bid on this so the poor girl can eat! Maybe we should get Sally Strothers on the case. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Well, Sally COULD take care of the Jabba portion of the fantasy.
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WayAbvPar
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Well, Sally COULD take care of the Jabba portion of the fantasy.
Maybe that mental image is why this poor girl can't eat. It has certainly curbed my appetite. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Bunk
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Hmm, for some reason I would have thought ebay had a rule against ebaying phone sex. Mind you, she's only got a bid of $30 for 30 minutes. That's a pretty bad hourly wage.
Oh and, yes, I'd hit it. Wouldn't pay to talk to her on the phone though.
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"I have retard strength." - Schild
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OcellotJenkins
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I'm just a blonde and sometimes it takes me a while to put the whole saga together but maybe you can coach me?
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Hanging Up My Tool Belt To Be America's Top ModelI decided I would attempt to build the kids their dream swing set myself. First, I needed to collect lumber to build the frame. So I thought I could use some trees from our back yard. Next, I would have to duct tape everything together. My wife thought it would be fun to document my project and get some more photos for my portfolio. Once I saw the camera my modeling instincts took over. I had no control! It was then I realized I had to hang up my tool belt.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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tazelbain
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Hanging Up My Tool Belt To Be America's Top ModelI decided I would attempt to build the kids their dream swing set myself. First, I needed to collect lumber to build the frame. So I thought I could use some trees from our back yard. Next, I would have to duct tape everything together. My wife thought it would be fun to document my project and get some more photos for my portfolio. Once I saw the camera my modeling instincts took over. I had no control! It was then I realized I had to hang up my tool belt. Not Brain Safe |
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Paelos
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Hanging Up My Tool Belt To Be America's Top ModelI decided I would attempt to build the kids their dream swing set myself. First, I needed to collect lumber to build the frame. So I thought I could use some trees from our back yard. Next, I would have to duct tape everything together. My wife thought it would be fun to document my project and get some more photos for my portfolio. Once I saw the camera my modeling instincts took over. I had no control! It was then I realized I had to hang up my tool belt. Not Brain Safe AHHHH! My Brain broke. Your warnings weren't strong enough! |
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"I have come to believe that a great teacher is a great artist and that there are as few as there are any other great artists. Teaching might even be the greatest of the arts since the medium is the human mind and spirit." John Steinbeck
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Miasma
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That has a fairly amusing Q & A section if you manage to scroll past all of that terrible schizophrenic-colored text. Question: How can you sell a "Vampire Killing Kit" with no wooden stakes? The "kit" doesn't have any stakes. That's just poor market research... I am hoping this guy is not serious but having a laugh at the seller's expense: Question: Dear Sir, From watching "From Dusk Til Dawn" I learned that holy water (in a water squirt gun) proved to be extremely effective in fighting vampires. Would you consider including some holy water, and maybe some sort of delivery mechanism (super soaker, et al) in the kit? I can see it being highly useful. I would gladly pay an extra $50 or so for some official holy water. Thanks -Joebar |
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