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Topic: Stupid people pay too much for shit on EBay, news at 11. (Read 25627 times)
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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They removed it? WTF for? If bad taste isn't allowed then half the shit on eBay needs to be removed.
What a bunch of morons.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I thought EBay was Swahili for "Bad Taste Supermarket."
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Paelos
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Someone should eat the sandwich and then sell the "Holy Shit"
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Merusk
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1) I am not surprised at how the woman who "discovered" the VM Grilled-Cheese looks. If anything I'm dissapointed there's less eye makeup than I anticipated. 2) The "virgin mary" on the sandwich looks a lot more like Gretta Garbo than the Mother of the King of the Jews. 3) 20k!? 4) Seriously, what'd she do spend all the original money fixin' up the trailer and now she needs more? 5) The Justaposition of the hot-pink "Bad Girl" t-shirt with the proclimations of how holy this frying pan is, and the dizzying religous aura around it is just too priceless. 6) Serously, 20k?! |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Paelos
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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schild
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Ya know, that's a neat little blog there. Almost as good as the Schiavo blog. |
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SirBruce
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That eBay thing makes for a great story, but come on. Can't light it on fire? Fuck, rip it open already. "We've tried everything!" Riiight.
Bruce
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WayAbvPar
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Eleven fucking grand for that thing. Wow. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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schild
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Eleven fucking grand for that thing. Wow. Winning bidder is an unregistered user with a -1 feedback. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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HaemishM
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Wow, that's just... ummm.... Does it have a matching Robin gun that interlocks? Jesus, it looks like Batman's raping a subway turnstile. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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HaemishM
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Yeah, I'm pretty pissed that $42 is all 38 gigs of pr0n is going for. I mean, what's the world coming to?
Apparently, lots and lots of pr0n.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Yeah, I'm pretty pissed that $42 is all 38 gigs of pr0n is going for. I mean, what's the world coming to?
Apparently, lots and lots of pr0n.
I like the items you have on the desk around the hard drive. Kleenex, lotion, etc. |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Just the bare essentials.
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Strazos
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He even had some cigars for the really good...sessions.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Yep, we need some more chlorine in the gene pool.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Yea for cache. This is a SERIOUS auction and there is no need for an elaborate listing so I will keep it short and simple.
This is your chance to prove your faith by placing a bid towards Jesus.
Why would you do such a thing, one might question?
Because Jesus gave his life, his existence back to the world, he died for our sins... and now it's time to show just how much we as humanitarians appreciate his inherent kindness and giving.
We now have the oppurtunity to show the entire world, via this online auction viewed by thousands, just how much Jesus means to us.
I understand that no monetary value can ever actually be placed on the virtue of our holy father, and I would never ask such.
I instead, wish to determine just how much people would be willing to give of their own lives, the way Jesus did his, to the monikor that is the King of Kings and Son of Man.
I will begin the auction at a mere $0.01 as I don't expect anyone to offer more than they honestly and benevolently feel worthy. Be it half a dollar or $10 to spare, I would like to find out how much our savior truly means to us in this day and age in comparisson to the significance of our fiscal possessions.
Understand that the value placed on our Lord and Messiah is merely an allegory for where we as a devoted society stand.
It is purely a symbolic metaphor.
Regardless of your religious background or belief, we all feel some sense of devotion towards the good shepherd.
Place a bid of faith now, if you feel it fitting... Let us know how much our Lord Jesus Christ means to you.
Please note: The only thing that you will receive from this auction apart from the purist sense of satisfaction and fullfillment, is a thank you note and certificate acknowledging your bid toward Jesus' legacy. This auction is essentially an established donation to the nobility of our great Lord and Savior. It is a statement and testament of who we are.
Good Luck & G-d Bless!! |
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Paelos
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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU....to give me $10.
What an asshat.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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schild
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Only because I want to decapitate Uma Thurman with it. |
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WayAbvPar
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I thought you might hang a pic of Tarantino in it and then use it for its original purpose.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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schild
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I really need to come up with a gimmick to sell to Golden Palace Casino.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Furiously
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I liked the startrek control panel.
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WayAbvPar
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Are there any legal penalties that could be levied against this lister if someone (say, an FBI agent) was to purchase this?
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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HaemishM
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Posts: 42666
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I liked the startrek control panel.
Best part is the listed condition: About Good. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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