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Topic: Duck Tales HD (Read 10777 times)
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luckton
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"Those lights, combined with the polygamous Nazi mushrooms, will mess you up."
"Tuning me out doesn't magically change the design or implementation of said design. Though, that'd be neat if it did." -schild
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Yegolev
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I know the words to the song now.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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schild
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Your arms are broken!
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schild
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schild
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ALSO THIS MAKES ME REALLY, REALLY HAPPY.
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luckton
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"Those lights, combined with the polygamous Nazi mushrooms, will mess you up."
"Tuning me out doesn't magically change the design or implementation of said design. Though, that'd be neat if it did." -schild
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Fabricated
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~Living the Dream~
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I thought you were going to post the really fucked up take on the opening by Fatal Farm. |
"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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schild
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I thought you were going to post the really fucked up take on the opening by Fatal Farm. Naw, but I should have :( |
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Samwise
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I thought you were going to post the really fucked up take on the opening by Fatal Farm.
Naw, but I should have :( the FUCK did I just watch |
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Yegolev
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hoo boy
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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luckton
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the FUCK did I just watch
I don't know, but I need some /r/aww to cleanse my brain now  |
"Those lights, combined with the polygamous Nazi mushrooms, will mess you up."
"Tuning me out doesn't magically change the design or implementation of said design. Though, that'd be neat if it did." -schild
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schild
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Yegolev, don't even. That stuff is the shit that has been fueling your internet experience since 96.
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Segoris
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Oh fuck yes.
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Lakov_Sanite
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Obligatory:
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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Yoru
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i need new shorts
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Job601
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I have a ton of nostalgia for the NES version of this as one of the best licensed games of that era. The gameplay looks exactly the same.
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KallDrexx
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Man I haven't noticed Schild post this much in ages. Who knew all it took was RG being a dick and a duck tales remake to bring him back.
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Chimpy
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I am looking forward to pogo-sticking around while filling up my money bin.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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That was remastered footage? Did they use the same computers from the days of yore too?
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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jakonovski
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Whoah. Priming my brain to unhear my native language is a trip. |
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luckton
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"Those lights, combined with the polygamous Nazi mushrooms, will mess you up."
"Tuning me out doesn't magically change the design or implementation of said design. Though, that'd be neat if it did." -schild
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schild
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This is one of those things you just buy. I wish I could get it for my arcade cab. I might have to turn my cab into a computer when I get a new place.
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Teleku
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 Played the ever loving shit out of this game when I was a kid. Can't wait to hear the voice acting. I'm really curious how they handle the soundtrack. After all, it produced what most consider one of the best NES era songs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA
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« Last Edit: March 24, 2013, 03:57:00 AM by Teleku »
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Xuri
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몇살이세욬ㅋ 몇살이 몇살 몇살이세욬ㅋ!!!!!1!
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Wow. I'm not sure how long it's been since I last heard that tune - it must have been something like twenty years - yet I remember every last bit of it. I miss the days when games had tunes like that, ones that actually stuck in your brain, ones you could whistle along to. In fact, I often find myself whistling or humming to tunes from old games like that, not realizing what I'm doing until someone else starts asking about it. Can't say I've been doing the same for any recently released games. :/
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-= Ho Eyo He Hum =-
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Goreschach
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Wow. I'm not sure how long it's been since I last heard that tune - it must have been something like twenty years - yet I remember every last bit of it. I miss the days when games had tunes like that, ones that actually stuck in your brain, ones you could whistle along to. In fact, I often find myself whistling or humming to tunes from old games like that, not realizing what I'm doing until someone else starts asking about it. Can't say I've been doing the same for any recently released games. :/
Like so many other things in gaming, this is holywood's fault. They moved away from Wagnerian motifs a couple decades ago, and now that every dev house is trying to make interactive movies we're no longer getting strong thematic compositions. |
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HaemishM
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I thought you were going to post the really fucked up take on the opening by Fatal Farm.
Naw, but I should have :( the FUCK did I just watch THIS.  |
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schild
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I feel like after the internet being, well, the internet for the last 15 years there is nothing about the Fatal Farm Ducktales opening that should make someone go "... the fuck?!" It's just not out there enough. Not even a little bit in the realm of out there.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Yes, but you are broken.
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Yegolev
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He's right. I've seen much weirder shit, but not of that vintage.
The other thing I've got going on this side of my keyboard is that I not only missed Duck Tales, I'm not sure I have ever heard of it. If I have, it wasn't anything like "internet neckbeards give seven thumbs up" like what I'm seeing here; maybe an ad on TV at best. So the weirdest part for me is (in my mind) a random licensed game from 1989 having a highly-anticipated remake in 2013, as well as a cult following complete with proto-4chan video.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Merusk
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It's very weird, I'll give you that. I remember playing DuckTales and it was annoying, frustrating and largely felt like most of the other Nintendo games of that genre. A cash grab action platformer that paled in comparison to Mario <version> or even a dozen other platformers.
In fact, I distinctly remember my siblings and I figured out the easiest way to beat the game was just to pogo across the entire board. Much like beating Top Gun was all about "climb left and wait for the landing."
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I'm with you two old farts. I was old enough when Duck Tales came out that I didn't give a shit about the show, and I didn't have an NES so my knowledge of games on that system are secondhand.
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Fordel
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You guys are old and bitter, I would have never guessed!  Is that would of? would have? would of? They both sound wrong to me now. |
and the gate is like I TOO AM CAPABLE OF SPEECH
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Rasix
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I'm nearly as old, but I'm pretty sure I saw every Duck Tales episode in existence. Hell, I even watched Darkwing Duck. I would blame this on my little brother, but I watched cartoons after school for a long time. In Phoenix, you want to be indoors 90% of the time or you risk sun stroke.
I don't remember it being a bad platformer, but I was pretty terrible at the genre as a kid. I never did beat it, but I'm pretty sure my brother a neighborhood friend did.
I'll buy this as long as the price isn't too high. I don't pay top dollar for nostalgia.
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« Last Edit: March 25, 2013, 03:26:33 PM by Rasix »
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-Rasix
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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Make me a Talespin game and I'm in.
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« Last Edit: March 25, 2013, 03:34:34 PM by Surlyboi »
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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