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Big Gulp
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on: February 24, 2005, 01:55:08 PM

Sorry sweety, but anorexia doesn't cure ugly.

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Reply #1 on: February 24, 2005, 01:59:34 PM

Damn, with that subject I thought we'd see a much better pic ...


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Reply #2 on: February 24, 2005, 02:14:13 PM

Is that Spelling?

Ugh...I always thought she was fugly anyway.

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Reply #3 on: February 24, 2005, 02:40:30 PM

I've always thought she was hideous.  Can't imagine for a SECOND why anyone would think she's attractive.  It's like an alien mated with a horse or something.
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Reply #4 on: February 24, 2005, 02:42:57 PM

Again... this is getting really embarrassing... I don't know who she is.  She looks like Joan Rivers, though.

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Reply #5 on: February 24, 2005, 02:49:45 PM



Bottom middle.

(if you still don't get it after that pic, you're not only british, youre in a coma!)
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Reply #6 on: February 24, 2005, 02:50:08 PM

Again... this is getting really embarrassing... I don't know who she is.  She looks like Joan Rivers, though.

She's the untalented, unattractive daughter of famously successful TV producer Aaron Spelling; creator of Loveboat, 90210 (which he gave her a part in), etc.

And she's only about 30 years old, which makes the picture truly scary.
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Reply #7 on: February 24, 2005, 02:53:51 PM



Bottom middle.

(if you still don't get it after that pic, you're not only british, youre in a coma!)

Wow, Ian Ziering's hairline was in rapid retreat even back then! At that rate, his hairline must start in the middle of his back by now.

I am SHOCKED that I haven't seen him in any other big projects. Maybe he and Andrew Shue can get together and start a negative example acting clinic.

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Reply #8 on: February 24, 2005, 03:06:17 PM

I know who Tori Spelling is, sorry.  I just didn't realise it was her... I never watched that show. 

And I am NOT British!

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Reply #9 on: February 24, 2005, 04:43:14 PM

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Reply #10 on: February 24, 2005, 04:49:38 PM



Wow, grade school flashback.  I distinctly remember that exact poster being up on the wall of one of my classrooms (donated by one of the many avid 90210 fans in my class).

When I first saw the poster, I just assumed that the person in the bottom middle was a drag queen.  Ah, the innocence of youth.
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Reply #11 on: February 24, 2005, 04:51:41 PM

Sorry sweety, but anorexia doesn't cure ugly.



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Reply #12 on: February 24, 2005, 04:53:47 PM

I know who Tori Spelling is, sorry.  I just didn't realise it was her... I never watched that show. 

And I am NOT British!

yes you are

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Reply #13 on: February 24, 2005, 06:13:13 PM



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Reply #14 on: February 24, 2005, 06:21:20 PM

I guess fugly runs in the Spelling family.

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Reply #15 on: February 24, 2005, 06:22:11 PM

I guess fugly runs in the Spelling family.

I think instead of getting spanked, they get hit in the face with a shovel at birth to properly knock their eyes out a little bit.
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Reply #16 on: February 24, 2005, 06:26:13 PM

Not only is Tori Spelling ugly, but she can't act her way out of a paper bag, which is a good thing now that I think about it.

She's not getting better with age.



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Reply #17 on: February 24, 2005, 07:40:06 PM

I looks like George Michael if he let himself go.

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Reply #18 on: February 25, 2005, 02:10:53 AM

This thread is all kinds of wrong....

But she's definitely done a Flockhart.

Yuck.

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Reply #19 on: February 25, 2005, 09:51:27 AM

Wow, I always thought she was one who would go the other way, ending up slightly chunky but cute in some form of non-sexual way. All I can say is:

DAMN BITCH, GET A SANDWICH.

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Reply #20 on: February 25, 2005, 09:58:53 AM

That's probably why I didn't recognise her.  She looks nothing like I remember in other pics.

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Reply #21 on: March 09, 2005, 01:19:34 PM

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Reply #22 on: March 09, 2005, 01:22:01 PM



Dear son of a bitch,

Because you did that, you have to make yourself an avatar out of this:



Yours in christ,
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Reply #23 on: September 17, 2005, 03:23:34 PM

Quote from: Reuters


Rock star Courtney Love walks to her car after her sentence hearing in Los Angeles Criminal Court September 16, 2005. Love was given a 180 days sentence to be served in her residential drug treatment program for her parole violations. REUTERS/Sam Mircovich
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Reply #24 on: September 18, 2005, 01:11:03 AM

 shocked

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Reply #25 on: September 18, 2005, 02:44:49 AM

See ? This is why drugs are BAD for you ...



I guess noone told her how to abuse drugs properly ...

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Reply #26 on: September 18, 2005, 04:39:22 AM

I don't like this thread being resurrected by a Courtney Love. That just freaks me out.
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Reply #27 on: September 18, 2005, 08:47:14 AM

I don't like this thread being resurrected by a chunky and getting bigger Courtney Love. That just freaks me out.

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Reply #28 on: September 18, 2005, 04:42:26 PM

Maybe she gained the weight because she's clean now.  Clean in strictly a "Not shooting heroin into my veins" type of way, most of the other stuff can't be washed off.
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Reply #29 on: September 18, 2005, 05:44:18 PM

I love that she spent the whole Pam Anderson roast yelling that she had been clean for more than a year, then like 5 minutes later gets arrested for drugs.

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Reply #30 on: September 18, 2005, 09:58:39 PM

It looked like she was high or drunk during that roast. She kept waving around, making dramatic movements, collapsing her face into both hands.

That roast was retarded. It was just advertising for Comedy Central.

"Hi, I'm some comedy central comic. I don't really know Pam at all, we've never even met. But her breasts are big. Yay."

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Reply #31 on: September 18, 2005, 11:15:40 PM

Yeah, really too bad it went that way.  It's exactly what they wanted to avoid when they tried to revamp the roast thing.  They talked about the Chevy Chase one, and how no one knew Chevy and it just didn't have the right feel, so Dennis Leary and Co. decided to fix it up and just have people roasting who knew each other- Leary went first, so it was easy... he knew just about all the people you usually see at those roasts.  Then the next one came along (who was it, Colin Quinn? I think so) and, of course, he knew them all too.  Same circle of friends, really.  Then they get Pam Anderson and... same damn people doing the roast.  They really ought to just put Sara Silverman, Greg Giraldo, Nick DiPaolo, and the others up on a stage for a couple hours and just call it standup instead of trying to keep on with this "roast" farce.

Adam Carolla had a good point about Courtney Love, though.  Basically, it was "Look, if people look at what you're doing and assume you're on drugs, whether you're on drugs or not just go ahead and let them assume you are.  Because if you're not, you're just an idiot.  I mean, I lie.  I tell people I'm on drugs when I'm not, because I really have no good reason to be doing something as stupid as whatever it is I'm doing."

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Reply #32 on: September 19, 2005, 03:38:40 PM

So. . confused.  .   .  Daddy?..     ...    Is that you? .  .   .      .       Drugs. .   .      . Bad. .   .  . . Need.      .    Help.     . . 
 
What the fuck happened to this thread? Why did it start in the first place? Why did Shockeye punish us with Fat Yuna? Pourquoi? Pourquoi?  Where did Courtney Love come from? Why? Didn't Tori Spelling already play a drag queen or tranny in some B movie? Trick - that was it.  Oh, my mind! My beautiful beautiful mind.    cry

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Reply #33 on: September 19, 2005, 08:13:29 PM

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Reply #34 on: September 19, 2005, 09:09:58 PM

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