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Topic: I have email, I must prank. (Read 2865 times)
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TheWalrus
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Long story short, I have an asshole's email. What is the worst possible thing I can do with this? I've already considered signing him up for a metric fuckton of weird fetish porn and furry mags, but I'm sure there's something quite a bit more evil I can do. I need ideas people!
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Abagadro
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Leave it alone. Karma is a bitch.
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
-H.L. Mencken
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calapine
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Just sign him up to furry mags. That's usually small enough for Karma not to be offended.
But are you sure sending a guy porn is a punishment? What if he has a pretty good time with it all night long and your plan backfires in your eye?
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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Ingmar
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Sign him up with the Scientologists. But really: Leave it alone. Karma is a bitch.
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Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Paelos
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Sign him up for every major donation newsletter. Once a not for profit has your email, you never get off that list. That way it's not bad karma, it's just reminding him to be a better person every day.  |
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Segoris
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Go with the non-profits and also with the Jehova's Witnesses, Mormons, and Scientologists.
Of course, there is always googling for the worst spam lists to be on and signing them up for the top 10 if you just want to be lazy about it, but that's no fun.
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Father mike
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Publisher's Clearinghouse. It is high volume, annoying , and often has malware attached.
A friend of mine who's a computer tech in Delaware makes his rent by cleaning their crap off the computers of retired folks who can't resist the lure of fabulous prizes.
The above karma warnings are still in effect.
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I would like to thank Vladimir Putin for ensuring that every member of the NPR news staff has had to say "Pussy Riot" on the air multiple times.
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eldaec
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Given that the most you can achieve is to make him create a new email address, don't bother.
Also, based on what we know so far, you are the asshole in this story.
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"People will not assume that what they read on the internet is trustworthy or that it carries any particular assurance or accuracy" - Lord Leveson
"Hyperbole is a cancer" - Lakov Sanite
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kaid
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Long story short, I have an asshole's email. What is the worst possible thing I can do with this? I've already considered signing him up for a metric fuckton of weird fetish porn and furry mags, but I'm sure there's something quite a bit more evil I can do. I need ideas people!
Probably best to leave it alone. But I have to admit in my more fiesty youth one of my coworkers made the mistake of leaving his IM client unpassword protected. Given he was a pain in the ass I noticed this and one day changed his profile to single/female age 16 and changed his likes to older men. It was pretty hilarious when he got back from lunch there was probably 200 chat requests on his screen. |
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Rendakor
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If his email is sufficiently gender-neutral, go post on 4chan (/b/, /soc/, wherever else) and pretend you're a cute girl.
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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Draegan
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Stop being a pussy and call him an asshole to his face. Easier, quicker and more fulfilling.
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sickrubik
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Just get on with your life.
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beer geek.
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Signe
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You could just kill him. That way he can't get even and you won't have to listen to him whine about his spammy emails.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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sickrubik
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You could just kill him. That way he can't get even and you won't have to listen to him whine about his spammy emails.
Modern history proves that this is the best way to go about things. You'll live forever in the hearts and minds of Conspiracy nuts everywhere. |
beer geek.
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Paelos
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Living well is the best revenge.
And barring that, just give the email to RK47. That'll end well.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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TheWalrus
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Lol, we have a winner.
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Viin
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Sign him up for the Ontario Liberal Party newsletter, especially if he's a conservative. He'll quickly get on 12+ different lists that you can't unsubscribe from. Don't ask me how I know.
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Slayerik
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I almost made this same thread like two years ago. I decided not to fuck with the deserving prick. Then my life went to shit. I think God is a vengeful mofo.
So act godly, get your shots in, and RK his ass.
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"I have more qualifications than Jesus and earn more than this whole board put together. My ego is huge and my modesty non-existant." -Ironwood
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NiX
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Sign him up for the Ontario Liberal Party newsletter, especially if he's a conservative. He'll quickly get on 12+ different lists that you can't unsubscribe from. Don't ask me how I know.
This happened to me somehow. They insisted I RSVP to a barbecue lunch for almost a month. |
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Morat20
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I just changed my password. Just in case. :)
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Ghambit
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Sign him up for Ashley Madison (if he's married) and send them his home address and his wife's email.
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"See, the beauty of webgames is that I can play them on my phone while I'm plowing your mom." -Samwise
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ezrast
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Pretend to be the IRS and tell him to prepare for an audit, then steal his dog and burn his house down.
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Signe
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Pretend to be the IRS and tell him to prepare for an audit, then steal his dog and burn his house down.
I approve. If he's a dick, then he's probably a dick to his dog, too. And his cat. Don't forget to steal his cat. And his wife. |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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