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on: December 12, 2012, 09:49:46 AM

I could have sworn this was on the thread somewhere but search revealed nothing at all.

Trailer #1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoVhgaj6PiE

Trailer #2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2yye6Mx7v4

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Reply #1 on: December 12, 2012, 10:49:44 AM

I am really really not liking the feel of this one. I grant that there's almost nowhere to with Tonto besides making him a super-serious politically correct Native American uber-warrior but Capn Jack Sparrowing him doesn't seem a preferable alternative.
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Reply #2 on: December 12, 2012, 10:51:58 AM

I still have my grave fears, but at least the second trailer was a much better one.

But... yeah, still... very worried.

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Reply #3 on: December 12, 2012, 11:11:20 AM

Far too much Captain Sparrow and too little William Blake (Dead Man)
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Reply #4 on: December 12, 2012, 11:31:41 AM

Not surprising.  It's directed, and written, by the same people that did PotC.

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Reply #5 on: December 12, 2012, 11:37:10 AM

It's absolutely campy, over the top silliness. Any attempt to serious business this one is going to end in failure. It will be loud, funny and vapid.

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Reply #6 on: December 12, 2012, 11:53:16 AM

Not surprising.  It's directed, and written, by the same people that did PotC.

The first pirates is a perfectly fine/good movie. the franchise went downhill quickly, sadly.

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Reply #7 on: December 12, 2012, 08:12:51 PM

Yes. Because it took itself way too seriously, in fact. The second two are so plot-heavy--and so attentive to the thin, stupid mythology of the first--and so attentive to the least interesting characters. So do I think Verbinski et al have learned their lesson? No evidence that they have.
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Reply #8 on: December 12, 2012, 08:19:07 PM

Rango was fantastic, though.

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Reply #9 on: December 12, 2012, 08:42:16 PM

If they play this as a buddy cop movie that it seems to be, it could be a lot of fun.

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Reply #10 on: December 12, 2012, 08:46:19 PM

Needs a giant mechanical spider.

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Reply #11 on: December 12, 2012, 08:47:35 PM

Needs a giant mechanical spider.

That would probably make this movie more interesting to me. 
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Reply #12 on: December 13, 2012, 07:04:56 PM

Wild Wild West was the kind of silly loud and vapid show Haemish mentioned above. And I agree Lone Ranger will likely be the same. I'm ok with that as a general principal. But this movie does nothing for me. Just another vigilante in a mask, and there's more than enough of those to go around nowadays.
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Reply #13 on: December 13, 2012, 07:12:35 PM

Absolutely dreadful.

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