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Topic: Didn't I see this on an infomercial? (Read 5381 times)
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Coroner Looks For Way To Shrink-Wrap CorpsesOLYMPIA, Wash. -- Officials in Washington state want to find a machine that can shrink-wrap something pretty big -- a human body. The Thurston County Coroner's Office is on the hunt for a machine that can wrap human remains in plastic in case of a natural disaster or terror attack. Officials said the process would make transporting a big number of bodies easier, while also sealing in biohazards like anthrax. And they said it's more respectful than letting bodies remain exposed as happened after the Asian tsunami. The office has started the bidding process to see who can build such a machine, which is estimated will cost about $50,000. A Homeland Security grant will pay the bill. A Homeland Security grant? Our tax money at work. |
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WayAbvPar
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I heard an interview with her on the radio last week. Her main premise is that by boxing and shrinkwrapping bodies, they can be handled more efficiently and with less emotion impact on the volunteers handling them. It sounds a bit kooky, but it certainly isn't any dumber than Tom Ridge telling everyone to buy plastic and duct tape. $50k for this v $143m a DAY for continued activities in Iraq. I am over it.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Signe
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Muse.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Paelos
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Kenrick
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Signe
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I don't get that one, Kenrick with no D. Is it just boobies again?
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Kenrick
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Paelos
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Yeah she and Seal are a thing now. I weep.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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SirBruce
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Are you saying Heidi has blown a seal?
Bruce
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schild
Administrator
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Christ. You just can't help it can you?
No more innuendos for you. And that's the law. You're bad at it.
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SirBruce
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You're always cranky in the mornings.
Bruce
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schild
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Generally what you find humorous is sexually related. And you just aren't good at that. So stop.
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