Next challenge - someone justify why I should give the Disney version of "Hunchback of Notre Dame" a second chance..!
I can't do that for you. It blows on every level.
This. I think I almost fell asleep in the theater and it was the last Disney animated non-Pixar movie I saw in the theater.
I dunno, the scene where Frollo is singing about how badly he wants to fuck/rape/whatever Esmerelda is pretty fucking creepy and visually interesting, if nothing else. The rest was shit, sure, but I do think that one scene is pretty memorable, at least. Not worth sitting through the rest of it, of course.
Also I have heard Emperor's New Groove was actually good? Is this true?
See, I like Emperor's New Groove even though there are a ton of reasons not to. It feels like a Disney movie that was given a roofie by Warner Brothers.