Raging Turtle
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Considering necroing the old thread, but after 37 pages I figured it was time to let it die. I'm a big supporter of online dating for just about everyone, but damn, there are some terrifying people out there. More so if you're a woman. However, at least the internet makes it possible to laugh at these people. http://ihavewastedmylife.tumblr.com/ - some NSFW Text Several women document the messages they get from guys on OkCupid. Both hilarious and scary. http://okcenemies.tumblr.com/ NSFW due to partial nudeness (well, mostly shirtless guys) and large text. OkCupid makes it possible to search for people with your highest 'enemy' rating, instead of match rating. Post some of their profile over their pictures, and you have this website. A few of the tamer examples:    NSFW (and mildy disturbing): |
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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angry.bob
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We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I.
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I am a virgin Has a well read copy of DB2 Magazine flopping out of his cubicle wall. It is well known that girl parts destroy DBA mojo. |
Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
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Furiously
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And who the fuck doesn't like pajamas?
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Merusk
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I hate them. Uncomfortable things that twist all around you at night. Bleh.
I'm still trying to figure out the sheep part of that sentence.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Am I the only one really REALLY hoping that guy becomes an airplane?
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Morat20
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Am I the only one really REALLY hoping that guy becomes an airplane?
Man just wants to fly. |
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Lantyssa
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I hate them. Uncomfortable things that twist all around you at night. Bleh.
They're not for sleeping in, they're for wandering around the house before and after bed. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Nebu
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They're not for sleeping in, they're for wandering around the house before and after bed.
That's what underwear is for. |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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I find pajamas to be one of the most irritating things ever invented. I second the notion that they are hot, twist up and are generally uncomfortable when you try to sleep in them. As for lounging around, I would rather wear a pair of shorts or, as Nebu noted, a pair of boxer shorts. My wife's family has this tradition that everyone wears matching PJs on Christmas day. I dread it.
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Merusk
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I hate them. Uncomfortable things that twist all around you at night. Bleh.
They're not for sleeping in, they're for wandering around the house before and after bed. Sweat shorts (or full sweats in the winter) and a t-shirt. But then most of the cloth of men's pajamas seems to be some sort of irritating cotton or wool that just isn't comfortable. My attitude might change if I could wear smooth silk or satin without feeling a little weird. |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Paelos
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I'm wearing a pair of flannel PJ pants with big UGA logos on them as we speak.
They are great for a day off around the house, cleaning, cooking, and lounging. People that don't enjoy that are odd.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Bunk
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Operating Thetan One
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They're not for sleeping in, they're for wandering around the house before and after bed.
That's what underwear is for. You are both correct. At home, I'm wearing flannel pajamas 95% of the time, unless its really hot, then its shorts. Never sleep in them though. |
"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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Teleku
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Old T-shirt and Gym shorts for both wandering around the house and sleeping. Never really understood the need for actual PJ's.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Ironwood
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What the fuck is wrong with you people ?
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Nebu
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What the fuck is wrong with you people ?
It took you this long to finally ask? |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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ghost
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Hmmm. Computer gaming forum with a topic of online dating. Nothing could go wrong, I'm sure.  |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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What the fuck is wrong with you people ?
We don't have long enough to explain it all to you before solar death. |
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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With the exception of button down shirts and shoes/socks. What I wore today = what I sleep in tonight. I think it's a leftover from when I was homeless for a year.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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What's wrong with looking for free blow jobs on Craigslist?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Khaldun
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If I had my finger on the button to fire our nuclear arsenal, around page 5 of the Cupid Enemies blog I would fire it without hesitation.
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ghost
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I'm convinced that these idiots on the OKCupid Enemies blog have to be at least 50% fakers just doing it for a laugh.
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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 That has to be a hoax, but it would be awesome if Frank Chu actually had an okcupid account. |
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Lucas
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Further proof that Italians have suspect taste in games.
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" He's so impatient, it's like watching a teenager fuck a glorious older woman." - Ironwood on J.J. Abrams
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