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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...


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on: February 18, 2005, 12:18:45 PM

eBay... I am at a loss...

Quote from: Jesus Grape Peddler

Like the flesh, time shall take it's toll. Therefore, the condition on the item at time of purchase may not
be exactly the same as pictured, but should be pretty close to Jesus in all of his glory, as seen above.

**This Jesus would go PERFECT with a grilled cheese Mary! So those of you who are lucky enough to have one ;)
, indulge yourself with a beautiful Christ Grape.

If you have any questions about the item, please contact me prior to bidding.  DO NOT BID IF YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT PURCHASE.  THIS IS A LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT AND PAYMENT MUST BE SUBMITTED WITHIN 3 DAYS OF PURCHASE.

I'd like to think that this may make someone very happy........ maybe just make someone smile.  In no way do I wish to offend anyone with this auction.

Please bid with confidence....... This is ONE of a KIND!!!

Money Order, Cashiers Check, Papal Preferred
Righ
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Reply #1 on: February 18, 2005, 12:24:29 PM

Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each.

Papal preferred. That was punny.

The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
Paelos
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Reply #2 on: February 18, 2005, 12:25:07 PM

What am I looking at?

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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...


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Reply #3 on: February 18, 2005, 12:26:39 PM

What am I looking at?
You are looking Christ our Lord you heathen!
WayAbvPar
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Reply #4 on: February 18, 2005, 12:49:55 PM

Or alternatively, you are a looking at a grape photographed by someone with entirely too much time on their hands.

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

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Paelos
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Reply #5 on: February 18, 2005, 12:51:43 PM

I'm confused at the humor, but ok.

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Alkiera
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Reply #6 on: February 18, 2005, 01:11:25 PM

Or alternatively, you are a looking at a grape photographed by someone with entirely too much time on their hands.

Idle hands are the devil's workshop...

Alkiera

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Reply #7 on: February 18, 2005, 01:13:49 PM

Papal preferred.

I can't stop laughing.




And I don't know why.
HaemishM
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WWW
Reply #8 on: February 18, 2005, 01:24:26 PM

I am laughing my ass off. The people in my office are laughing while feeling bad about themselves for laughing.

I win.  evil

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