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calapine
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Woman bites dog, police say
A Lake in the Hills woman bit the family dog after returning home drunk over the weekend, police said Monday.
A 19-year-old woman was arrested after allegedly biting her mother’s dog and attacking her mother after coming home drunk early on Sunday morning.
Analise J. Garner, of Lake in the Hills, Illinois, flew into a drunken rage and scratched, hit and bit her mom, police said.
It happened at around 4am, after the 37-year-old confronted her daughter about coming home so late.
She then turned her wrath to the family’s pet, a white British bulldog, according to a police report.
Garner repeatedly bit the pet it on its back and shoulders, the Chicago Sun-Times reported.
The dog retaliated, biting the crazed teenager on the hand.
Garner’s furious screams and a pounding noise were hear by neighbours who called the police in alarm.
When officers turned up at the home, at 311 Village Creek Drive, they found the mother with bite marks to her face and hand.
The 80-pound dog also had marks, visible through its white fur  Funny how they include full name, full address and a picture in the news article. Modern day pillory! 
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« Last Edit: May 02, 2012, 04:24:40 AM by calapine »
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Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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Johny Cee
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Epic posters on the the first couple of pages of this.
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Yegolev
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Don't start reading this thread from the beginning.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Trippy
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Don't start reading this thread from the beginning.
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Lakov_Sanite
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I'm surprised the dog would allow her to bite hard enough to leave marks without giving a few back.
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Lakov_Sanite
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Nm, skipped the part of biting her hand but yeah...
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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Yep, that's my town. 