The breakout star "proves that she is more than just a Go-Go Juice-drinking beauty queen," the statement continues. "When she's not chasing after crowns, Alana's with her family in rural Georgia doing what her family does best: four-wheeling through mud pits and picking up road kill for the family cookout."
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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