I wish. Three of those KO's happened before I even got a turn. To be fair, all but 1 of the sleepy elves woke up by halftime (2 if you count the dead guy but he can hardly be blamed for his lack of enthusiasm) - but even when I was receiving, a short kick and a failed pickup let the vampires get the ball behind a giant wall o' dudes within one turn. Both halves played out the same way - the Rogues ran in circles, flailing limp-wristedly at an invincible cage of vampires who grinned smugly and strolled on up the field.
I did get the satisfaction of tackling a vampire to death - failed regeneration roll and everything - so there was that.