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K9
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on: December 15, 2011, 09:51:27 AM

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Because  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Reply #1 on: December 15, 2011, 10:37:17 AM

Where's Steven Seagal? Ohhhhh, I see. awesome, for real
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Reply #2 on: December 15, 2011, 11:22:56 AM

Oh hell yes!

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Reply #3 on: December 15, 2011, 02:22:32 PM

Where's Steven Seagal? Ohhhhh, I see. awesome, for real






Pro tip:  Don't badmouth Seagal within earshot of Anderson Silva.  He will front kick you to death. 
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Reply #4 on: December 15, 2011, 06:13:51 PM

So will Lyoto Machida.
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Reply #5 on: December 16, 2011, 12:07:56 AM

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Reply #6 on: August 18, 2012, 01:09:08 PM

Saw this yesterday.  It was one of the most entertaining and fun movies I've seen in awhile.  Its everything the first one was dialed up to 11.  Within the first 5 mins the body count was well over 50.  Go see it.
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Reply #7 on: August 18, 2012, 01:51:45 PM

I've read in a couple of places that JCVD steals the show.
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Reply #8 on: August 18, 2012, 08:31:54 PM

I've read in a couple of places that JCVD steals the show.

No, the scenes with Chuck Norris do.

It was poorly written, terribly acting and embarassingly bad in spots - but I loved it. I just watched 'Commando' last weekend, and even though it doesn't get as good as that, it reminded me a lot of that sort of 80s action movie.

Loud, dumb and entertaining. It was what I had hoped for in the first one.

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Reply #9 on: August 23, 2012, 01:09:54 AM

This film was terrible in every way I expected, and I loved it.

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Reply #10 on: August 23, 2012, 05:56:35 AM

This film was terrible in every way I expected, and I loved it.

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Reply #11 on: August 24, 2012, 12:31:37 AM

JCVD chewing the rug (along with Stallone) are the best bits of the movie.  why so serious?

Of all the 80/90s action headliners, I think he is the best preserved (considering how badly pickled he was by drugs and alcohol in the late 90, early 00s.) I think he is still viable for a comeback. Looking forward to his latest Universal Soldier movie.
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Reply #12 on: August 25, 2012, 08:10:20 AM

Chuck Norris telling a Chuck Norris joke was just hilarious. The whole movie was totally epic.

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Reply #13 on: September 06, 2012, 06:35:53 AM

Saw this movie last week.  The 20 minutes of previews had me pissed off.  Then the movie started and I forgot all about the shitty previews.  Go see this movie!   
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