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on: December 01, 2011, 09:46:42 AM

Part of the reason I've been AWOL lately (besides the sprog) is that I've been busy writing. Some of you already know, but I got a contract to write Breakfast: A History for Rowman and Littlefield's AltaMira Press! My MS is due a year from today, and I have to spit out 75K words on a subject that requires a lot of research, so I'm busybusybusy. Unfortunately, this an academic press so the colorful language will be at a minimum; regardless, I hope when it's published that some of you will read it!

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Reply #1 on: December 01, 2011, 09:47:49 AM

Grats!

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Reply #2 on: December 01, 2011, 09:56:46 AM

If you need some test tasters or something, feel free to drive north and cook for us  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #3 on: December 01, 2011, 09:57:41 AM

Grats VDL, that's awesome!

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Reply #4 on: December 01, 2011, 10:05:45 AM

Hooray and congrats!
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Reply #5 on: December 01, 2011, 10:22:13 AM

Awesome!

Maybe next you can do a lowbrow version with your colorful and spontaneous language.
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Reply #6 on: December 01, 2011, 10:28:03 AM

Holy shit, next stop will be the Daily Show!

And gratz to you.. first a kid, now a book? sheesh...

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Reply #7 on: December 01, 2011, 10:28:31 AM

Thanks! This actually isn't the book that I really wanted to write, but I figured it's a foot in the door and is cheaper than grad school. I'll get a tiny advance (seriously, I make more money blogging) and royalties!  awesome, for real

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Reply #8 on: December 01, 2011, 10:31:21 AM

Grats!  I plan to hit you up for a signed first edition in case it takes off.   Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
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Reply #9 on: December 01, 2011, 11:37:12 AM

Congrats!

So what was the book you really wanted to write? Because I think writing about breakfast is awesome! Everyone loves breakfast.
You said in your OP that your MS is due in a year. What is a "MS"?

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Reply #10 on: December 01, 2011, 11:38:00 AM

Dinggrats!

That's awesome!
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Reply #11 on: December 01, 2011, 12:02:26 PM

MS most likely means manuscript.

Congrats, VDL! 

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Reply #12 on: December 01, 2011, 12:20:47 PM

Grats!   awesome, for real
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Reply #13 on: December 01, 2011, 12:27:44 PM

Congratulations.

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Reply #14 on: December 01, 2011, 12:32:32 PM

If you need some test tasters or something, feel free to drive north and cook for us  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
I've already claimed that spot, sorry!

When the book comes out can we all send our books to get signed?
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Reply #15 on: December 01, 2011, 12:34:30 PM

Congrats, and I look forward to reading it.  I love food history.

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Reply #16 on: December 01, 2011, 12:41:12 PM

Congratulations!

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Reply #17 on: December 01, 2011, 12:58:20 PM

Seriously well done, Lady.

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Reply #18 on: December 01, 2011, 01:09:18 PM

Congratulations!
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Reply #19 on: December 01, 2011, 01:46:10 PM

Grats. Don't forget to post more good stuff here!
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Reply #20 on: December 01, 2011, 01:57:12 PM

Congrats!

So what was the book you really wanted to write? Because I think writing about breakfast is awesome! Everyone loves breakfast.
You said in your OP that your MS is due in a year. What is a "MS"?



Yes, it's fancy author-abbrevs for manuscript. The rest of the shorthand is totally over my head.  Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #21 on: December 01, 2011, 02:18:51 PM

Wow, that's fantastic! Congratulations!
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Reply #22 on: December 01, 2011, 02:29:51 PM

well struck, grats.  Do let us know if you come to Seattle for any signings.
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Reply #23 on: December 01, 2011, 04:54:56 PM

Is the book going to be used in any courses? Otherwise why would they restrict your style?

Also good luck, not just with writing it but everything else involved. Will be interesting to see if you want to write another book once you're done. ;)
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Reply #24 on: December 01, 2011, 04:58:36 PM

Yay!  Congratulations!!!!


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Reply #25 on: December 01, 2011, 05:11:40 PM

Grats! So jealous!  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #26 on: December 01, 2011, 05:29:26 PM

Print is dead.

I mean congrats V.
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Reply #27 on: December 01, 2011, 06:27:48 PM

I approve of breakfast.  I could see buying a book about its history.
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Reply #28 on: December 01, 2011, 07:05:57 PM

My fiancee said we will probably want a copy for the library. We get kids from the college in doing research on that kind of thing regularly.
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Reply #29 on: December 01, 2011, 07:16:56 PM

It better have a chapter on bacon. Or I will never buy it.

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Reply #30 on: December 01, 2011, 07:45:45 PM

It better have a chapter on bacon. Or I will never buy it.

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Reply #31 on: December 01, 2011, 07:50:54 PM

Bacon Narwhal is excited about your book!


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Reply #32 on: December 02, 2011, 01:09:05 AM

Well done!

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Reply #33 on: December 02, 2011, 01:27:33 AM

If it helps you any, today I had a protein shake for breakfast, followed up by some really tasty rolls with some rather strong cheese on them.  You can use this material for chapter 5 in your book, assuming that you credit me properly.

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Reply #34 on: December 02, 2011, 02:18:59 AM

Fuckin' A. A history of breakfast? That's epic. Grats!

I had a blueberry turnover today. Yesterday, raisin bran cereal. Hope that helps.

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