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Shockeye
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on: February 14, 2005, 10:15:07 AM

Quote from: News Channel 5
Partially Nude Man Breaks Into Homes To Sleep
Nothing Stolen; No One Injured

UPDATED: 10:31 am EST February 14, 2005

STAFFORD, Texas -- Police are looking for a man who has sneaked into two Texas homes recently, apparently to sleep.



In the latest case, a partially nude man crawled into a 13-year-old girl's bed while she slept in her home in Stafford. Police said the man, dressed only in his boxer shorts, climbed into the girl's bedroom window at her family's home Thursday at 3:30 a.m.

However, the girl's screams for help sent the man back out the window. Police said the girl was not injured.

On Tuesday, about one block away, homeowners found the man asleep on the floor of their master bedroom at 1:25 a.m. He apparently entered through a bedroom window. He took off before officers arrived.

Nothing was taken and no one was injured in either case. Investigators believe the man may just be looking for a place to sleep.

The intruder is a white man with brown hair, 17 to 20 years old, between 5 feet 8 inches and 5 feet 10 inches tall.
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Reply #1 on: February 14, 2005, 10:18:06 AM

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Investigators believe the man may just be looking for a place to sleep.

Fuck, I wish we had investigators like that in DC. Ours just say "He/She was looking for a reason to get shot. We were just doing our job."
Llava
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Reply #2 on: February 14, 2005, 01:35:26 PM

Sure, looking for a place to sleep- where's better than a bed already occupied by a 13 year old girl?

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Reply #3 on: February 14, 2005, 02:02:24 PM

If he was dressed only in boxer shorts, why does the police artist sketch have him wearing a collared shirt?

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Reply #4 on: February 14, 2005, 02:27:43 PM

Artistic license?

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