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Sjofn
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5'8"? SO CUTE.
One of my sisters, who is the same height as me (5'11") married a dude who claims 5'7" (Ingmar suspects he is a mere 5'6"). I loved when people would ask her if she was wearing flats for the wedding. She was always like "Of course! I wouldn't want people to figure out I'M WAY TALLER THAN HIM."
I'm 5'11" and all of my sister-in-laws male friends claim to be 5'11", which would be fine but I'm easily 3-4 inches taller than most of them. So I just claim that I'm 6'2" and make myself feel better.  Oh my God people do that to me all the time. "I'm 5'11", so you must be what, 6'2"?" |
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Trippy
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How often are you wearing heels when that happens?
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Lantyssa
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Sjofn doesn't strike me as someone who wears heels often. I don't get it all the time, but I have had to cut some shorter co-workers down to size.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Sjofn
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I almost never wear heels, no, because I hate walking in them. The times I am thinking of, I was definitely in sneakers.  |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I almost never wear heels, no, because I hate walking in them. The times I am thinking of, I was definitely in sneakers. Did you have a wig hat on your head? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=850BUyirT7AEveryone should own that album, btw. |
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Pennilenko
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Haha only on f13 can you go from wedding announcement to ancestry to how tall people are to the effects of being tall on ones lifespan all with some light photography critique thrown in.
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"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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MuffinMan
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Each topic gets a page before we are distracted by something shiny.
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I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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I keep a set of car keys dangling next to my monitor just to keep things interesting.
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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How often are you wearing heels when that happens?
Pretty much all the time.  |
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