MuffinMan
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I could go for a beard slap. Can't grow shit.
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I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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Nebu
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I could go for a beard slap. Can't grow shit.
I can grow a beard great... I just can't grow hair on top of my head to save my life. I'll trade you! |
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Ingmar
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I could go for a beard slap. Can't grow shit.
Yeah I've had mine going for over a month and it is just now starting to look vaguely acceptable. I don't think it will ever be very good, apparently I can only do the moustache/goatee part well. |
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MuffinMan
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I can grow a beard great... I just can't grow hair on top of my head to save my life. I'll trade you!
Maybe we can do a half trade. I take thinning shears to my head every few months because it is so thick. |
I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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Reg
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I can grow a great beard. Unfortunately since I was about 30 it comes in snowy white like Santa. It makes me look ancient.
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IainC
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I too have a virility hedge and, now that my wife lives apart from me, I am no longer obliged to trim it regularly!
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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Selby
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I can grow a beard great... I just can't grow hair on top of my head to save my life. I'll trade you!
Hair on my head to my waist, can't grow a beard or any facial hair and haven't shaved in over 2 years. Apprently you get one or the other in life... |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I could sponsor kids in Locks of Love. Also get a pretty decent beard, if not as full as I'd want on the sides.
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Threash
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I have a full head of hair but can't grow a beard and have the smooth chest of an asian boy.
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I am the .00000001428%
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Bunk
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I have long scraggily hair now, with a nice shiny spot on top. Somewhere between Kim Mitchel and Jim Ignitowski.
My goatee took about three years to grow in to a reasonable thickness, so now it will never be removed regardless of current fashion. I try growing the rest of my beard in at playoff times, but it's usually a dismal failure.
Chest hair? I have three.
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Ingmar
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I think that's one more than me.
Really this current beard experiment is teaching me why all those pictures of ancient Celts all have big bushy mustaches but no beards. Apparently we just suck at beards.
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TheWalrus
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Color yourselves lucky. I have to shave constantly and my hair grows like a fucking weed. Look like a damn mountain man in a month if I'm not careful.
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« Last Edit: October 14, 2011, 12:15:38 PM by Trippy »
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MuffinMan
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I like how it looks like I created a completely random beard thread.
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I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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DraconianOne
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F13 beard challenge!  |
A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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Fordel
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Put me into the mountain man in a month category. If it even takes that long.
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and the gate is like I TOO AM CAPABLE OF SPEECH
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WayAbvPar
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I remember as a pubescent boy fervently wishing I had a reason to shave every day. Now I am tempted to buy one of those infomercial gadgets that kills hair or whatever. Luckily I am not required to be clean shaven for work, so I shave about twice a week (face and head). If I could knock that down to once a month and not get overly hairy I would be thrilled.
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SurfD
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I can grow a great beard. Unfortunately since I was about 30 it comes in snowy white like Santa. It makes me look ancient.
Be happy it comes in uniform white. Whenever I let mine grow, I end up with damn near every naturally occuring colour known to stylists. Half the time it looks like i have the mange or something, patches of different colours everywhere. |
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Samwise
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F13 beard challenge! Winter is coming. I would play that game. |
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Lantyssa
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I can't grow a beard worth shit!  I did, however, just get another haircut that I'm donating the Locks of Love. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Ingmar
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F13 beard challenge! Winter is coming. I would play that game. Clearly we should call it BEARD BOWL. |
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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Beardcraft
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Rendakor
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<Beard Country>
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stray
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I've played far too much Dragon Age 2 lately, and now I look exactly like the cover character.
You could try that.
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IainC
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I can grow a great beard. Unfortunately since I was about 30 it comes in snowy white like Santa. It makes me look ancient.
Be happy it comes in uniform white. Whenever I let mine grow, I end up with damn near every naturally occuring colour known to stylists. Half the time it looks like i have the mange or something, patches of different colours everywhere. I have some hefty regressive Saxon genetics going on and my beard starts ginger and goes through different stages of blond until it hits pure white. |
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Furiously
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I can't grow a beard worth shit! I did, however, just get another haircut that I'm donating the Locks of Love. nonsense... you just need more testosterone. |
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sinij
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Somewhat funny story. At a stuck-up place I used to consult for I had a local manager talk to me about adhering to corporate culture (i.e. - my grooming habits). My problem is that I have 5'oclock shadow before lunch and I would start working 2 hours before official starting time.
... so count your blessings. As I am getting older (and my beard getting denser) I don't even consider working for a company where clean-shaven look is mandatory. Just too much hassle.
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Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
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Fordel
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and the gate is like I TOO AM CAPABLE OF SPEECH
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Ghambit
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I could go for a beard slap. Can't grow shit.
Chase women and get laid more. The increase in testosterone will help. |
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Der Helm
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Lantyssa
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It's so bad it's back around to hilarious.
Well groomed, Helm. Well groomed.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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hal
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This is a time thing for many. As was stated in my 30's I had very sparce chest hair and a summer beard (some over here, some over there). I am a few months from 60 now and I got hair. I got hair growing out of my nose, my ears. And body hair no problem. Top of the head forget about it. I kept some (not a lot but not a crome dome ) but that is leaving now. Its male pattern baldness. It means your a funtional male. Wear it with pride and snear at the pink metrosexuals.
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I started with nothing, and I still have most of it
I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are still on backorder.
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Strazos
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Kind of wish I could grow a functional beard...unfortunately the growth isn't dense enough, the follicles are thick so it just ends up being prickly, and it doesn't really grow that long.
Also I can't really have one in my job, so there's that.
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Fear the Backstab!
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I actually looked more job-appropriate in my beard and ponytail.
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ghost
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I can grow a beard great... I just can't grow hair on top of my head to save my life. I'll trade you!
Maybe we can do a half trade. I take thinning shears to my head every few months because it is so thick. Maybe you guys could do some follicular trading.  Hair transplants sound awesome. |
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