schild
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So, I'm tired of deleting account after account of spammers and linkbot types. In 24 hours, all users with 0 posts are going to get nuked. We will be doing this periodically. As we have no advertisements, I don't feel for users that made an account and didn't post as we gain nothing from having more viewers - and really, if I wanted more viewers I'd just write an article about *insert stupid executive's name here.* Nothing personal, blame the eastern bloc or something.
You have been warned. If you want to remain a lurker, just post in this thread. I won't judge you, but others might.
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Jerond
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Please don't delete me! But feel free to judge  |
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eldaec
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Is one day enough what? Or is this now a philosophical question thread?
If a lurker is banned in a forest, does he make a sound?
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"People will not assume that what they read on the internet is trustworthy or that it carries any particular assurance or accuracy" - Lord Leveson
"Hyperbole is a cancer" - Lakov Sanite
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Phunked
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Is one day enough what? Or is this now a philosophical question thread?
If a lurker is banned in a forest, does he make a sound?
Probably not, but the bear who ate him might! |
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Teleku
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https://i.imgur.com/mcj5kz7.png
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Nooo, all my parachute accounts!
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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K9
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Please don't delete me! But feel free to judge Welcome! |
I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Lucida
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Phew, I'm at 3 posts, so I can stay? Don't cut me off, I mean, I remember Waterthread. Long-time lurker and this place is a lifeline.
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MuffinMan
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Damn, more than half the user list has zero posts. Never knew it was that ridiculous.
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I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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Furiously
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Posts: 7199
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WTS: 15 gimmick accounts with 1+ post each.
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Xuri
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Posts: 1199
몇살이세욬ㅋ 몇살이 몇살 몇살이세욬ㅋ!!!!!1!
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WTS! Account with 798 799 posts.
Not feeling up to that first post? Work around it - buy this used account, only slightly worn! Price starting at $997.99!
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-= Ho Eyo He Hum =-
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Chimpy
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So, since they are being deleted, can't someone who lurks just re-make their account if it gets deleted?
So a day is more than enough time.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Ssath
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Guess I'll post, since I don't feel like getting nuked today.
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luckton
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4612 accounts....just how many of those are lurkers?
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"Those lights, combined with the polygamous Nazi mushrooms, will mess you up."
"Tuning me out doesn't magically change the design or implementation of said design. Though, that'd be neat if it did." -schild
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MuffinMan
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2391 have zero posts but I wouldn't really classify them as lurkers. Most probably don't visit.
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I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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NiX
Wiki Admin
Posts: 7770
Locomotive Pandamonium
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That link in the top right should be made bigger.
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RT81
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That link in the top right should be made bigger.
Indeed, it's almost as if it was made as small as possible on purpose.  Greetings, btw. |
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TheWalrus
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At the risk of getting nuked from orbit, I was thinking just yesterday I wouldn't mind a couple ads if it keeps the site going.
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vanilla folders - MediumHigh
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Paelos
Contributor
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Error 404: Title not found.
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I honestly expected someone to goldspam this thread.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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calapine
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Solely responsible for the thread on "The Condom Wall."
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At the risk of getting nuked from orbit, I was thinking just yesterday I wouldn't mind a couple ads if it keeps the site going.
Oh yes, those intelligent Google adds that work with keywords. Would be fun to see an "Buy M16s online!" add after every angry.bob post... |
Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic!
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ezrast
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I'm probably missing something obvious, but how does this reduce spam? Don't they just create new accounts to link to their online casinos with?
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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I'd click that link.
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Narcusis
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Oh, right. Better post. (I only picked up an account so I can read the House of Joy Insightful Commentary that is Politics. It's easier than thinking.  ) |
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Slyfeind
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Oh, right. Better post. (I only picked up an account so I can read the House of Joy Insightful Commentary that is Politics. It's easier than thinking. ) That's why I read it too. |
"Role playing in an MMO is more like an open orchestra with no conductor, anyone of any skill level can walk in at any time, and everyone brings their own instrument and plays whatever song they want. Then toss PvP into the mix and things REALLY get ugly!" -Count Nerfedalot
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abeybabey
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I am a shameful lurker.  |
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Nyght
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Oh, right. Better post. (I only picked up an account so I can read the House of Joy Insightful Commentary that is Politics. It's easier than thinking. ) You should be warned. Since I started reading in Politics, my CT scans are showing dark lesions in my brain. |
"Do you know who is in charge here?" -- "Yep."
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Black Flag
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I too would like to remain a lurker. I'm sure I'll work up the nerve to post regularly at some point. |
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Ard
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Don't do it, it's one of the bigger mistakes I ever made. Schild never calls, and he definitely didn't respect me in the morning  |
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MetalWolfChaos
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If you all don't mind one more lurker on here, I would like to remain. Best place I like to look for information regarding the status of Ships in Space.
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sigil
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Don't do it, it's one of the bigger mistakes I ever made. Schild never calls, and he definitely didn't respect me in the morning Ah, he didn't respect before either. |
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Yegolev
Moderator
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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(I only picked up an account so I can read the House of Joy Insightful Commentary that is Politics. It's easier than thinking. )  |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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JWIV
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Don't do it, it's one of the bigger mistakes I ever made. Schild never calls, and he definitely didn't respect me in the morning Ah, he didn't respect before either. He also promises to give you nothing for something. |
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ghost
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Don't do it, it's one of the bigger mistakes I ever made. Schild never calls, and he definitely didn't respect me in the morning Ah, he didn't respect before either. He also promises to give you nothing for something. Herpes is something. |
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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I love this thread and the lurkers.
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sinij
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Oh, right. Better post. (I only picked up an account so I can read the House of Joy Insightful Commentary that is Politics. It's easier than thinking. ) You should be warned. Since I started reading in Politics, my CT scans are showing dark lesions in my brain. Pfft, once you start actually posting your faith in humanity withers down then eventually falls off. If you like reading politics, why not contribute? The worst thing that going to happen is that we expose you as a fraud and laugh off the board. |
Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
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