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K9
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on: August 18, 2011, 07:25:47 AM

It is exam results day, so the media is doing it's best to showcase 18yo girls waving bits of paper around. It also means that we get gems, like this Telegraph piece: 10 tips for your room at university

 why so serious?

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Reply #1 on: August 18, 2011, 07:32:34 AM

Wait............Che Guevara isn't cool any more?   awesome, for real
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Reply #2 on: August 18, 2011, 08:07:48 AM

Not as cool as Paul Simon apparently.

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Reply #3 on: August 18, 2011, 08:26:01 AM

Comments were pretty funny.


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Reply #4 on: August 18, 2011, 08:28:42 AM

If you are worried your socialist poster might alienate the new boy you met, then you're a shitty socialist to begin with.
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Reply #5 on: August 18, 2011, 08:30:59 AM

They did forget to include copious amounts of condoms...considering there are quite a few references to meeting new "people."

I like the trunk idea, but keep it empty and when people ask, tell them you have it for the body...just in case.

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Reply #6 on: August 18, 2011, 08:48:18 AM

You can get condoms for free at uni  awesome, for real
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Reply #7 on: August 18, 2011, 08:56:45 AM

K9 the name of the blog you linked to is called "Sexy A Levels", then they post this picture:

Obviously the UK has a different definition for sexy than other English speaking cultures?

Is this like that whole cookies versus biscuits thing?  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
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Reply #8 on: August 18, 2011, 01:28:41 PM

You can get condoms for free at uni  awesome, for real

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Reply #9 on: August 18, 2011, 01:30:13 PM

And now you can get free b.c. pills too.   I shit you not... yesterday I had a half-dozen sorority girls onboard tanning and partying for the afternoon.  Just about every one of them had a free pack of pills.  They were taking the damned things with Corona.

Things are definitely different nowadays.

I'm all for that.  Sorority girls don't need to be spreading their stupidity genes by procreating. 

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Reply #10 on: August 18, 2011, 01:31:54 PM

You can get condoms for free at uni  awesome, for real

And now you can get free b.c. pills too.   I shit you not... yesterday I had a half-dozen sorority girls onboard tanning and partying for the afternoon.  Just about every one of them had a free pack of pills.  They were taking the damned things with Corona.

Things are definitely different nowadays.

Why do you not post pictures!!!!  DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS
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Reply #11 on: August 18, 2011, 01:43:08 PM

And now you can get free b.c. pills too.   I shit you not... yesterday I had a half-dozen sorority girls onboard tanning and partying for the afternoon.  Just about every one of them had a free pack of pills.  They were taking the damned things with Corona.

Things are definitely different nowadays.

I'm all for that.  Sorority girls don't need to be spreading their stupidity genes by procreating.  

Touche.  But, at least this new law has the added benefit of sorority girls not minding to have more sex.  
Free basic healthcare for women tends to empower them.

You can get condoms for free at uni  awesome, for real

And now you can get free b.c. pills too.   I shit you not... yesterday I had a half-dozen sorority girls onboard tanning and partying for the afternoon.  Just about every one of them had a free pack of pills.  They were taking the damned things with Corona.

Things are definitely different nowadays.

Why do you not post pictures!!!!  DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS DRILLING AND MANLINESS

Need a locked forum for that.  Plus, pics at work are always bad knowhatimean?  (at least in my line o' work)

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Reply #12 on: August 18, 2011, 02:14:26 PM

Touche.  But, at least this new law has the added benefit of sorority girls not minding to have more sex.  
Free basic healthcare for women tends to empower them.
About time we got a fair shake.

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Reply #13 on: August 18, 2011, 02:25:59 PM

If you are worried your socialist poster might alienate the new boy you met, then you're a shitty socialist to begin with.
On the other hand, the vast majority of people with Che Guevara posters aren't socialist to begin with.

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Reply #14 on: August 19, 2011, 03:11:17 PM

When did Toulouse-Lautrec posters stop being good? They may be cliché but they're still really cool images. Plus they make it look more like a cultural thing when you're off you head on absinthe by 3 in the afternoon. awesome, for real

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Reply #15 on: August 19, 2011, 06:44:41 PM

About time we got a fair shake.
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Reply #16 on: August 19, 2011, 08:47:33 PM


Need a locked forum for that.  Plus, pics at work are always bad knowhatimean?  (at least in my line o' work)

A) randomly post them in the T&A thread. we dont have to know where you got them. Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
B) your line of work? dont you work in yacht sales or chartered yachts or something? pictures of bikini chicks is anathema to yacht sales?  Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #17 on: August 20, 2011, 06:04:59 AM

If they're your clients, yes.

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