Trippy
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http://cloudgirlfriend.com/Dating too Expensive? Get a 'Cloud Girlfriend'Step 1: Define your perfect girlfriend. Step 2: We bring her into existence. Step 3: Connect and interact with her publicly on your favorite social network Step 4: Enjoy a public long distance relationship with your perfect girl.
So, who here is going to try this and report back to us? Or maybe we should share an account 
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Samwise
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HAHA WOW.
Is she guaranteed to pass the Turing test?
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MuffinMan
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Most real people that I see on facebook can't pass the Turing test.
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I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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tazelbain
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Yeah! Buzzword business model.
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"Me am play gods"
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Ironwood
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This sounds like a job for me.
Let's give it a go.
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01101010
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HAHA WOW.
Is she guaranteed to pass the Turing test?
If she does, then it rules her out eh?  |
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Rendakor
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We have exceeded our demand for Phase I. Details on Phase II coming soon. Did anyone get in!? Inquiring minds, and all that. |
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MuffinMan
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This sounds like a job for me.
Let's give it a go.
Sign up and post the code it gives you to invite other people. You will be our chosen one. |
I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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Lantyssa
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This sounds like a job for me.
You're going to be someone's fake girlfriend? |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Ratman_tf
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So WTF does this have to do with cloud computing, or is that the new buzzword for "Teh Intarnets"?
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Samwise
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So WTF does this have to do with cloud computing, or is that the new buzzword for "Teh Intarnets"?
"The Cloud" has been the buzzword for "Teh Intarnets" for something like the last five years. |
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tgr
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And if I could punch everyone who said dreamily "we should start using the cloud" IN THE FACE ... I would.
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Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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Ratman_tf
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"What I'm saying is you should make friends with a few catasses, they smell funny but they're very helpful." -Calantus makes the best of a smelly situation. |
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Furiously
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How hard is it to make a bot that says, "I love that XXXXXXX likes (Whatever), it's so cute...".
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Ironwood
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And if I could punch everyone who said dreamily "we should start using the cloud" IN THE FACE ... I would.
Speaking as someone who makes money off 'The Cloud', I'd like to be clear: I'd like to punch them in the face too. Also, people who say 'So whose Cloud should I use ? Theirs or Mine ?' Or Someone who actually said, when releasing an internet business using entirely online Cloud resources 'I don't trust the Cloud, it's not secure'. OR THAT FUCKING MICROSOFT ADVERT WITH THE MILF WHO SAYS 'TO THE CLOUD' SO SHE CAN PHOTOSHOP HER CUNT OF A FAMILY USING A LOCAL APPLICATION. Fuck Me. But we've done this to death - I'm off to find a Girlfriend on this website. Don't tell the wife. |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Cyrrex
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Are the GFs on the other end actually real people who interact real time, or is it just a profile pic and a bot?
Sounds like something that the Japanese would do.
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Merusk
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Profile pics and a bot from the story I heard a week ago.
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tazelbain
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I wonder if there is an opportunity for Schild to work these people and create F13 brand cloud girlfriends.
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"Me am play gods"
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apocrypha
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Do you really think there'd be that much demand for batshit crazy imaginary girl/boyfriends?  |
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TheWalrus
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If Schild targeted them to specific people, yeah thatd be fucking hilarious.
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HaemishM
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Do you really think there'd be that much demand for batshit crazy imaginary girl/boyfriends? You must not have dated much. |
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sigil
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Engels
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We have exceeded our demand for Phase I. Details on Phase II coming soon. |
I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
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Furiously
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I hope phase two isn't kill all real women.
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Ironwood
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It's Phase IV you have to worry about.
That's when they bring out the ants...
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NiX
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You used me! You bitch... |
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Simond
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Obvious post:  |
"You're really a good person, aren't you? So, there's no path for you to take here. Go home. This isn't a place for someone like you."
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Mrbloodworth
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For a small feel, I will be your girlfriend. I know what guys like.
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Samwise
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For a small feel, I will be your girlfriend. I know what guys like.
Preserving that Freudian typo for posterity. |
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Furiously
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For a small feel, I will be your girlfriend. I know what guys like.
I have always thought of you more as my forgetful grandmother.. |
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sigil
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You used me! You bitch... All's fair in fake love and cyber war. |
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Lakov_Sanite
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Obvious post:
I just got that, though I'd have gone with:  |
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