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Mrbloodworth
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on: January 11, 2011, 07:30:16 AM


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Reply #1 on: January 11, 2011, 08:17:48 AM

Someone needs to explain to me how these movies keep getting made. I watched a ton of B-rated horror movies in the 1980s with my father and while they were a stretch, these flicks just seem silly.

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Reply #2 on: January 11, 2011, 09:26:58 AM

The silliness is the hook. They keep getting made because people watch them.

Not every flick has to be world changing. Some can just be retarded fun and outlandish. I am sure this film is retarded, I am sure this film is funny because if its extremism.

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Reply #3 on: January 11, 2011, 09:44:02 AM

I'd watch it.  They'll have to work pretty hard to beat Birdemic: Shock and Terror though.

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Reply #4 on: January 11, 2011, 10:31:09 AM

Man, I feel bad for Robert Picardo. A paycheck's a paycheck, I guess.

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Reply #5 on: January 11, 2011, 10:35:57 AM

Exactly my thoughts. Well, what can Urkel expect after being Urkel, but Picardo? That must hurt deep inside.
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Reply #6 on: January 11, 2011, 10:42:13 AM

Why, have you seen his other works? The man loves this shit.

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Reply #7 on: January 11, 2011, 10:48:34 AM

He is the typical HITG-actor. A ton of small roles in TV series. I've never seen him in anything that bad looking. But then I avoid those films like the plague, so what do I know!  awesome, for real
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Reply #8 on: January 11, 2011, 03:19:12 PM

Someone needs to explain to me how these movies keep getting made.

They make money for The Asylum.  You might also want to clue up on the works of Lloyd Kaufman and Roger Corman.

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Reply #9 on: January 14, 2011, 03:24:56 AM

Someone needs to explain to me how these movies keep getting made.

A lot of ScyFy movies are shot using Romanian or other Eastern European crews for a few million dollars.

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Reply #10 on: January 14, 2011, 07:44:15 AM

These are better than most of the shit that is retarded but tries to be serious, like Salt.
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Reply #11 on: January 14, 2011, 07:58:25 AM

These are better than most of the shit that is retarded but tries to be serious, like Salt.

I haven't seen Salt, but I agree with the sentiment.



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