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Kenrick
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Granted, by showing you this I slightly decrease my odds of actually winning. But I'd be happy to see one of you fuckers win it too. Good luck to you all. |
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stray
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When I win, I'll just sell it, and get a house on Lake Travis. East Texas sucks.
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Paelos
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It's in Tyler, ugh. I lived in Dallas and had to go there on church trips for conferences occasionally. That city is a hole. At least they give you $250K with the house, cause you have to pay taxes yourself on it.
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Mesozoic
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Yeah, and who pays the property taxes on the land, the house, and the car? Who pays the car insurance?
Oh, the winner. But I guess you do get that quarter mill, which probably comes to about $48.52 after taxes.
EDIT: Now that I think about it, wouldn't the gov't want to tax the value of the house and the car at the same exorbitant rates that it taxes lottery winnings? If so, I bet thats what the $250,000 is for.
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HaemishM
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Yeah, I signed up, and would probably throw a drunken party there, then sell the bitch. Who the fuck wants to live in Texas?
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Boogaleeboo
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And you live where again?
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Paelos
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And you live where again? Cue the banjo. |
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Azaroth
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I guess they don't want any Canadians in Texas.
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Big Gulp
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I guess they don't want any Canadians in Texas. No one wants Canadians. |
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Azaroth
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Guam? Peurto Rico? Northern Mariniana fucking Islands?
But I can't enter because I'm Canadian?
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Big Gulp
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Guam? Peurto Rico? Northern Mariniana fucking Islands?
But I can't enter because I'm Canadian? Those are all US territories. You have to be from a real country to enter. Duh. |
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Azaroth
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No one wants Canadians. Yeah, get too many Canadians living in America and you may not continue to turn into Nazi Germany. |
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HaemishM
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And you live where again? Yep. What does that tell you about Texas? |
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stray
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And you live where again? Yep. What does that tell you about Texas? What exactly is it you're looking for anyways? Because Mississippi is like the worst of what Texas has to offer. |
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Signe
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I think it's a wonderful idea to fill America up with Canadians. Especially the froggy ones with nuts... those are my favourites.
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Kenrick
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And you live where again? Yep. What does that tell you about Texas? Don't be a tool. Have you ever been to Austin? |
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Mi_Tes
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If only they could vote here!
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We never do anything half-assed, with us its either full-ass or no-ass!
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Train Wreck
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No one wants Canadians. Yeah, get too many Canadians living in America and you may not continue to turn into Nazi Germany. What a low blow. That's almost as bad as turning into France. |
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Big Gulp
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What a low blow. That's almost as bad as turning into France.
Man, we're getting screwed compared to the Germans! Ottawa's a polar bear infested arctic wasteland, the women are fatties, and instead of crepes they've got poutine. At least Paris would be a decent town once you rule it with an iron fist. Ottawa? Not so much. |
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Mesozoic
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From "here have a free house" to "you're a Nazi" in 10 replies. Awesome.
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HaemishM
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Not to mention the irrational hatred of Southerners, Texans and the French! A WINNER IS US!
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Big Gulp
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Not to mention the irrational hatred of Southerners, Texans and the French! A WINNER IS US! I have a hard time calling hatred of the French "irrational". |
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stray
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I'm Texan and I love the French.
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Azaroth
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I'm not sure the rest of it is irrational either, really.
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El Gallo
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This post makes me want to squeeze into my badass red jeans.
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stray
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Voted 5. Heh, you saying that with that avatar of Carl cracks me up. It fits. |
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And you live where again? Yep. What does that tell you about Texas? Don't be a tool. Have you ever been to Austin? Just be glad he can read and write coming from Mississippi, though I would not expect him to be able to drive.... though I think they can still get their license from a cereal box top mail in style. |
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HaemishM
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You must have driven here during rush hour. We upgraded to cereal boxes just last year.
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Mi_Tes
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For Mi_Tes: Thanks! Any mention of Germans / Nazis is bound to bring in Plummerx and Sir Bruce. Better to be prepared for INCOMING...... |
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murdoc
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I sure hope we get more threads that detail sweet deals on magazines and contests we can enter because I sure don't get enough of that crap in my inbox.
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Big Gulp
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I sure hope we get more threads that detail sweet deals on magazines and contests we can enter because I sure don't get enough of that crap in my inbox. You shut your filthy mouth. All I get is penis enhancement offers and home mortgage offers in my inbox. As a degenerate gambler and compulsive Lotto player I enter every damned legit contest I can get my hands on. |
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murdoc
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I hear Readers Digest has some good contests you might want to look into.
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Nazrat
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That house is about 3 miles from my apartment. My community salutes you.
Assholes.
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SirBruce
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Did anyone else read the title of this thread and thought it was about how to get a subscription to Screw magazine?
I'm so disappointed.
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