Ratman_tf
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 "What I'm saying is you should make friends with a few catasses, they smell funny but they're very helpful." -Calantus makes the best of a smelly situation. |
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Der Helm
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You bastards. |
"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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Evildrider
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What about the bitches?  |
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Ratman_tf
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What about the bitches? As long as they get in the kitchen and bake me some christmas pie. |
"What I'm saying is you should make friends with a few catasses, they smell funny but they're very helpful." -Calantus makes the best of a smelly situation. |
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Lantyssa
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Bitches have been banned. Make your own damn pie.  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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It begins. Merry Christmas!
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squirrel
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Bitches have been banned. Make your own damn pie. Hey. That wasn't unanimous. I want my pie. Merry Christmas All! Love and Kisses - squirrel. |
Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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FatuousTwat
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MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES, LET'S GET FUCKED UP!
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Tebonas
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Happy Yuletide to each and every one of you! No more pie for me though, I'm stuffed |
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES, LET'S GET FUCKED UP!
Check. Gotta love getting blasted with the relatives and then being hogtied to church with a blazing hang over. I may have a beer before my mother puts me in the trunk of the car. |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Sir T
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Nolliag shona duit. Bastards.
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Segoris
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Ditto. And shit.
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rattran
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I got a plastic tube filled with plastic penguins. And a picture of a sexy nekkid girl. And no, you may not see or play with either. Anyone else get awesome loot?
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Chimpy
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Is the picture of the sexy nekkid chick with the plastic penguins in the tube?
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Segoris
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I was thinking that it may be a picture of sexy plastic female penguins
For my loot, a bottle of Absolut (white elephant), $50 Visa (secret Santa), and a remote starter from the family because it's the first thing I've actually asked for in almost a decade. Pretty damn good year.
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Cadaverine
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Merry Christmas, or whatever tickles your fancy.
This year, I got a fushigi ball.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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rattran
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Sounds like a bizarre and potentially dangerous sexual deviancy from the far east.
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Korachia
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Merry Christmas chumps!
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bhodi
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No lie.
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And chumpettes!
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schild
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Got woken up by a text from my ex trying to be playfully casual about it being Christmas.
I refer you to the NO GIRLS ALLOWED thread.
Fuck women.
Merry Christmas.
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Ironwood
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What the hell does that even mean ? Is she fishing for presents or what ?
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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schild
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No, she's a girl. I have absolutely no reason to believe she has thought through her plan today given she didn't even think through the breakup.
As we have women here, I'll refrain from being a total misogynist whether or not an entire gender deserves it sometimes.
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Ironwood
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You don't have to convince me. I'm still annoyed at someone elses woman right now.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Zaljerem
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My grandfather used to say ... "Women ... if they didn't have a pussy, there'd be a bounty on 'em" ...
Merry Christmas.
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Every problem has a better solution when you start thinking about it differently than the normal way. - Steve Wozniak
When is [Minecraft] going to get together with DF, have a nice cuddle and a bottle of wine and finally produce the Baby that I want ? - Ironwood
"Thank you for helping us help you help us all." - GlaDOS
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RhyssaFireheart
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Late to the party - but Merry (late) Christmas! Or Yule, or whatever.
Got some nice gifts from the family. Also got to enjoy my one nephew playing with my dog and seeing which one would come out on top (hint - not the nephew most of the time). Also got to laugh at the same nephew chasing the laser pointer dot around the floor while the dog stared at him going "WTF?! That's my toy!" And then the nephew and dog panting at each other from exhaustion. Four year olds can be amusing but I'm glad he went home with his parents, lol! That kid was way too wound up last night.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I got a plastic tube filled with plastic penguins. And a picture of a sexy nekkid girl. And no, you may not see or play with either. Anyone else get awesome loot?
I got front row tickets to see Buddy Guy at the Egg. Somehow I didn't get an alert on those from the Egg or Ticketbastard, and my fiancee learned my trick of getting tickets directly from the box office, for the total win. Also gave me a footstand so I can now practice classical guitar in proper form. Parents gave me enough money to cover firewood for next season. Overall a great xmas. Highlight was probably the cat diving into the pile of presents and pulling out his wrapped catnip, playing with it, then passing out on it. |
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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I got this for xmas: Its a linux command cheat sheet, written upside down so I can stare at my chest for quick reference.  |
I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Samwise
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Not a physically huge haul this year, which is nice since I run out of places to put stuff. I got a good pile of Steam games, some music, what looks to be an excellent book on classic cocktails, a digital photo frame, a subscription to Commonweal, a comfy flannel shirt, and the first installment in a series of postcard-sized paintings of SF landmarks (the artist is going to be mailing more to me as she completes them).
It's actually been a pretty awesome Christmas for various reasons and in spite of other various reasons.
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Paelos
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I got some Tumi luggage, a travel Sudoku game, an electric expresso maker, shirts, and a camo Snuggie.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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I got a crock pot, a Le Creuset frying pan two cook books and some Star Wars cookie and pancake cutters. I like to cook.  Edit: Oh, and I forgot the best one- a new food processor. |
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Teleku
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3 Bottles of Whiskey, an mp3 player, and some shirts and shoes.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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NowhereMan
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A bottle of Rocha Man a couple of books and some pre-Christmas presents of some awesome cook books (I feel the of ghost's gifts) as well as some help paying for a new car from my parents. A good haul that really doesn't compare to getting to spend Christmas with my family, especially somewhere really nice. |
"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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Sir T
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I got 5 boxes of deodorant.
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Paelos
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I got 5 boxes of deodorant.
Are your friends hoping you take the hint? |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Sir T
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Probably.
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I'll be back after I shower.
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