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ghost
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Reply #70 on: November 30, 2010, 06:37:46 PM

I love how this troll post turned into a Q&A with Schild.

It's probably better than some of the other options. 
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Reply #71 on: November 30, 2010, 06:47:12 PM

It's probably better than some of the other options. 

I really wish real life was more like Television and this was the f13 reunion episode. Bruce, Grunk, Geldon..etc all come back to have one last laugh with Schild.

That would be CLASS.
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Reply #72 on: November 30, 2010, 06:49:27 PM

Are we being canceled?

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Reply #73 on: November 30, 2010, 07:09:20 PM

No, but we are being moved to the 9PM slot on Fox Fridays.

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Reply #74 on: November 30, 2010, 07:12:07 PM

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Wow, fucking win.


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Reply #75 on: November 30, 2010, 07:20:33 PM

Are we being canceled?

If so, I hope the final episode is better than Seinfeld. 
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Reply #76 on: December 01, 2010, 03:32:05 AM

Are we being canceled?

If so, I hope the final episode is better than Seinfeld. 

With the line up just mentioned I'm voting for a Black Adder Goes Forth ending (sorry Schild).

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Reply #77 on: December 01, 2010, 05:59:12 AM

I'm thinking the final episode of Newhart.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #78 on: December 01, 2010, 08:45:38 AM

Hah.  That was a great ending.

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Reply #79 on: December 01, 2010, 10:10:51 AM

He could just pull the plug on the site mid-post and pull a Sopranos.

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Reply #80 on: December 03, 2010, 10:27:27 PM

Being fairly new to f13, I'm curious ... how, when, and why did this all begin? Is schild really the one who can be many places at once?  What do the various colored user titles mean? Is there a FAQ somewhere I should have read to learn all this? Am I alone?

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Reply #81 on: December 03, 2010, 11:02:31 PM

What do the various colored user titles mean?

LightBlue = admin
Green = Moderator
Chartruese = Wiki guy (Nix)
Blue = Someone who wrote reviews or was formerly one of above
Red = Game Dev
Pink = Cheddar (because he is crazy)
Yellow = WUA (because he is another level of crazy)

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Reply #82 on: December 04, 2010, 04:33:18 AM

Being fairly new to f13, I'm curious ... how, when, and why did this all begin? Is schild really the one who can be many places at once?  What do the various colored user titles mean? Is there a FAQ somewhere I should have read to learn all this? Am I alone?

Two Wikis rather than FAQs.
One for the pregenetors, Here  Irrelevant for most things anymore and hard to navigage.  If there's a meme like "A company is at steak" or "I disagree with what you said" its origin is probably on there.  (Except the company one apparently isn't.. Hrm.)
One for F13 itself, Here

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Reply #83 on: December 05, 2010, 12:58:01 AM

OLGWiki makes me sad. :(

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Reply #84 on: December 05, 2010, 07:20:29 AM


LightBlue = admin
Green = Moderator
Chartruese = Wiki guy (Nix)
Blue = Someone who wrote reviews or was formerly one of above
Red = Game Dev
Pink = Cheddar (because he is crazy most sane person on this site)
Yellow = WUA (because he is another level of crazy)

Minor edit.  Great thread!

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Reply #85 on: December 05, 2010, 07:34:32 AM

I think it's actually "Most Prolific"
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Reply #86 on: December 05, 2010, 10:14:55 AM

I asked schild once in the old IRC channel why Cheddar's name was pink (after Cheddar had just left said IRC channel). His answer: "Because he is fucking crazy."

'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Reply #87 on: December 05, 2010, 10:38:58 AM

One man's crazy is another man's sanity.

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Reply #88 on: December 05, 2010, 10:42:32 AM

I asked schild once in the old IRC channel why Cheddar's name was pink (after Cheddar had just left said IRC channel). His answer: "Because he is fucking crazy."
Pretty much. He got on IRC one night while drunk demanding a custom title with a custom color with the stipulation that it be anything but pink. So I made him a custom title with a custom color... DRILLING AND WOMANLINESS
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Reply #89 on: December 05, 2010, 11:02:09 AM

Do I need to set up shop on Formspring.me for you all?
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Reply #90 on: December 05, 2010, 03:45:21 PM

Seriously, I was flaming Schild harder than this five years ago.
Back during WT.o times, there wasn't anyone that wasn't shitting on him hard.

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Reply #91 on: December 05, 2010, 03:59:42 PM

Yea, that worked out.
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Reply #92 on: December 05, 2010, 04:05:40 PM

I hung around Arcadian's after Slow News Day went up in a dramabomb and pretty much missed the whole Waterthread era. Was it fun?

Anyway as far as colors go:

White = Cracked sash or something, leave on floor
Blue = Okay if you're a newb, maybe sell to the vendor
Green = Broadsword? Fuck another Isenhart's Lightbrand, Jesus
Red = Need repairs
Pink = I dunno, hax?
Yellow = Totally awesome

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"Yeah, it's pretty awesome."  --  Me
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Reply #93 on: December 05, 2010, 06:15:19 PM

Waterthread was great. Then Joe handed it over to some scary art-critic. I knew it would drama bomb soon after because hey that guy he gave it to was a wanker.

Sometimes its really nice being totally wrong about people and your ability to predict the future.

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Reply #94 on: December 05, 2010, 07:33:38 PM

I guess it's pretty bad if you think WUA and Cheddar aren't really that crazy. 
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Reply #95 on: December 05, 2010, 08:21:46 PM

I guess it's pretty bad if you think WUA and Cheddar aren't really that crazy. 

I've been WUA's biggest fan since the earliest days of 2005  (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=4881.0).  And really, since before that, but I can't prove it.  So suck it fags.
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Reply #96 on: December 05, 2010, 10:51:00 PM

I only came back eventually because they fixed my name. Fuckers. The ironic part was that the whole kerfluffle was over my relentless trolling of butthurt Whedonites after Serenity tanked, and not... you know... some Jedi/Ultima/religion shit.

"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig."  --  Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome."  --  Me
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Reply #97 on: December 05, 2010, 10:53:14 PM

I hate Whedon, but I thought it was funny.
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Reply #98 on: December 06, 2010, 02:01:16 AM

White = Cracked sash or something, leave on floor

Hey bro, you're hurting our feelings!

Are there any "diaspora" sites still going? Or have they all died out? Is QT3 considered part of the chain?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
WindupAtheist
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Reply #99 on: December 06, 2010, 03:01:44 AM

I hate Whedon, but I thought it was funny.

I thought Serenity was pretty decent but it was still some satisfying trollage. Months of seeing it beat whatever Batman or Harry Potter or whatever the fuck was coming out in worthless internet polls left me aching for some schadenfreude.

Hey bro, you're hurting our feelings!

Are there any "diaspora" sites still going? Or have they all died out? Is QT3 considered part of the chain?

Cracked Sash should be the new Terracotta Army.

Also, does Corpnews still count as going? It doesn't look like it.

"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig."  --  Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome."  --  Me
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Reply #100 on: December 06, 2010, 03:29:31 AM

Corp is dead, that's what happens when you have an elitist attitude to new posters contributing to old conversations, while schild is more tolerant than he is opinionated, I don't think many people expected that.
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Reply #101 on: December 06, 2010, 06:04:34 AM

The last I remember of Corpnews from a few years back is Poppin, Ras and Boog roaming the forums trying to be as smug as possible.

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Reply #102 on: December 06, 2010, 08:18:27 AM

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Reply #103 on: December 06, 2010, 08:27:21 AM

Corp is dead, that's what happens when you have an elitist attitude to new posters contributing to old conversations, while schild is more tolerant than he is opinionated, I don't think many people expected that.

Tolerant's not quite the right word - is there a word that means "not giving a fuck about until they cause spontaneous stupidity?"

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Reply #104 on: December 06, 2010, 08:51:34 AM

Apathetic.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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