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Merusk
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  Real Dolls still melt my mind. While that guy has impossibly large tits on his doll, at least she has a 'normal' face. The faces of some of those forum avatars... ed: Shit.. I just caught a post where a doll owner posts as his doll. I'm freakishly open minded when it comes to sex but I'm done there.
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Cadaverine
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I'm freakishly open minded when it comes to sex but I'm done there.
1000 times, this. I've seen some outlandish things, but this takes the cake. And it isn't even so much that they're into dolls, which is weird but at least I can get my head around it, as much as it is the dressing up, and posing, and acting as if they were alive. |
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How the hell did you even find this...
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schild
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This is the sort of thing you find in /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu (f7u12)
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And now on fffffffffffff!
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K9
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How the hell did you even find this...
As schild said, it came up on reddit. |
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Riiiiiiight. I bet it was actually a test to see how well we accepted it.  |
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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If you could level her up, I bet we would have some takers here.
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Typhon
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but they probably just bitch about the grind and no end game.
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Grimwell
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I'm a pretty tolerant guy, but things like this make me want to end the world.
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Paelos
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Yep severely creepy. It's like a weird cross between necrophiliacs and puppet fetish.
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Nebu
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Compared to some of the stuff you see in the ER or hear in Psych, this is nothing. It's just an elaborate form of masturbation.
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Merusk
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Were it just the dolls, yeah, I'd agree that it's just advanced masturbation. However, I can't say I've ever dressed my hand up and posed it like it was drinking or at a pool party with other guys' hands. Or posted in a forum as my hand about how much fun it is being masturbated with.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Were it just the dolls, yeah, I'd agree that it's just advanced masturbation. However, I can't say I've ever dressed my hand up and posed it like it was drinking or at a pool party with other guys' hands. Or posted in a forum as my hand about how much fun it is being masturbated with.
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Segoris
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I'm a little bit annoyed to discover that I have a higher tolerance for the sex dolls and the associated community on the internet than I do for someone spelling cool as "kewl" on that forum.
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I'm a Denis Leary kinda guy when it comes to sexuality.
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How the hell did you even find this...
The appropriate question. |
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HaemishM
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I'm a pretty tolerant guy, but things like this make me want to end the world.
Yeah, this. I can get the idea of a guy wanting a "hot" real doll because he can't deal with the social situations of actual girls. I cannot for the fucking life of me fathom, 1) taking your goddamn sex doll on a goddamn vacation, or 2) getting a doll with creepy not-even-remotely-human features like the one Ratman_tf posted. Holy fuck. |
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Ironwood
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That's the 'Swinton'.
It's very popular amongst Ruff enthusiasts.
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My only contribution to this thread is to say that Lars and the Real Girl was a very good movie.
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HaemishM
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That's the 'Swinton'.
It's very popular amongst Ruff enthusiasts.
I do not know what that means. And I am afraid to Google it. |
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My only contribution to this thread is to say that Lars and the Real Girl was a very good movie.
After I had a look at the Wiki article, this movie is now on my to see list. Thank you, creepy doll thread.  |
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Grimwell
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How the hell did you even find this...
The appropriate question. Let's circle back, because the answer is the only reason I checked new posts in this thread. |
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Suggestion of innocent lie to cover your ass #1 - you were googling CLiff Richard songs.
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jesus this is crazy
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My only contribution to this thread is to say that Lars and the Real Girl was a very good movie.
After I had a look at the Wiki article, this movie is now on my to see list. Thank you, creepy doll thread. great film. Ok, I get the idea of dolls, but to take one on a holiday seems like a pretty serious disasociation with reality. |
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a pretty serious disasociation with reality.
Isn't this mainly a gaming forum? Where disassociation from reality is kind of the point? These guys are hurting no-one. Is it a bit sad? Yes. It's almost the ultimate expression of alienation - right up there with cosmetic surgery imo, but it doesn't make them monsters. |
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01101010
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a pretty serious disasociation with reality.
Isn't this mainly a gaming forum? Where disassociation from reality is kind of the point? These guys are hurting no-one. Is it a bit sad? Yes. It's almost the ultimate expression of alienation - right up there with cosmetic surgery imo, but it doesn't make them monsters. Frankenstein started somewhere... |
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Lantyssa
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That's the 'Swinton'.
It's very popular amongst Ruff enthusiasts.
I do not know what that means. And I am afraid to Google it. Maybe a reference to Tilda Swinton? |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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