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Topic: Dan Marino is trying to sell me a condo (Read 2060 times)
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NiX
Wiki Admin
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I thought he would have made more money from Ace Ventura. Of course, I didn't sign up for a condo, so it's spam. What a terrible name to choose. John,
A little while back, you filled out an online form requesting some information regarding the new Limelight Condo Project in Mississauga City Centre.
Phase I sold out in a matter of DAYS last month. Phase II begins selling this Saturday.
Saturday from 10:00AM – 12:00PM, the first Phase II units go on sale! But this window is open to people represented by a Real Estate Agent only. Public sales will not start until Noon.
If you are still interested, and wish to have first pick at the available units, please do not hesitate to give me a call. I can go over the details with you in advance.
I look forward to hearing from you,
Dan Marino
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WayAbvPar
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Tell him that If Elway, Blackledge, Kelly, Eason, and O'Brien are available you will be buying from one of them.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Typhon
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Marino?! Clearly Brett Favre is the hot name to use right now. Fucking scammers!
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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Just going by what tv commercials Marino has appeared in, I think there's a good chance it really is him spamming you.
Fake timeshare condos are no worse than 'Cash for Gold'
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Marino?! Clearly Brett Favre is the hot name to use right now. Fucking scammers!
I'm pretty sure no one would open any attachments from Brett Favre these days.  |
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Musashi
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1. Create BS Joe Montana email account.
2. Reply, "Hey Dan! Remember me? I'm wearing your ring, bitch!"
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AKA Gyoza
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Paelos
Contributor
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Elway is selling cars these days, and steaks.
Also, a crappy brand of indoor football.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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ghost
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One of my orthodontic reps is named Dan Marino. I shit you not.
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Paelos
Contributor
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One of my orthodontic reps is named Dan Marino. I shit you not.
I bet he could win a Super Bowl.  |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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ghost
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One of my orthodontic reps is named Dan Marino. I shit you not.
I bet he could win a Super Bowl. This dude's kind of the anti-Marino. He's 5'10", short, fat and balding. He's got good teeth though.  |
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Teleku
Terracotta Army
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1. Create BS Joe Montana email account.
2. Reply, "Hey Dan! Remember me? I'm wearing your ring, bitch!"
On a random side note, as part of my job, I'm tasked with transferring customer data from competitor databases to our own when a company chooses to drop their current software and adopt ours. Last month, as I was digging through the data and formatting it so it would work with our database, when I found I was looking at Joe Montana's Credit Card number and contact information (confirmed later when I casually asked about it with the manager of the facility). I just thought it was sort of funny (and one of those, "oh, if only I was a dishonest person" moments). |
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