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Yegolev
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Reply #3010 on: October 06, 2016, 08:22:46 AM

Oh shit! Threw out a high number and they said "Sounds good!"   Trying to find a reason to say no and having a hard time. I'll check in after I accept and it all goes to hell.  awesome, for real

Sounds good!

awesome, for real

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Reply #3011 on: October 06, 2016, 09:36:01 AM

Didn't we say give him a number high enough that you wouldn't have to find reasons to say no?

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Reply #3012 on: October 06, 2016, 10:47:34 AM

Oh shit! Threw out a high number and they said "Sounds good!"   Trying to find a reason to say no and having a hard time. I'll check in after I accept and it all goes to hell.  awesome, for real

Take the offer and go full Costanza in that place.

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Reply #3013 on: October 06, 2016, 10:50:50 AM

Oh shit! Threw out a high number and they said "Sounds good!"   Trying to find a reason to say no and having a hard time. I'll check in after I accept and it all goes to hell.  awesome, for real

Take the offer and go full Costanza in that place.

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Reply #3014 on: October 07, 2016, 07:56:32 PM

Got headhunted this week. At least a mild ego-boost. Don't think I want the position, but I'll at least do round 1 of the conversation beyond the initial contact, maybe just to stay in their list of folks, for when something I like better pops up.
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Reply #3015 on: October 08, 2016, 05:04:39 PM

One week into the new job at Dropbox.  Still a little overwhelmed by all the new things/procedures/people I need to learn but yesterday ended with an all hands meeting followed by an open bar with decent scotch (which is just a normal Friday at the office apparently) so I think I'll be able to power through.

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Reply #3016 on: October 08, 2016, 05:17:41 PM

Lemme know when you get access to account flags. because ya know

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Reply #3017 on: October 08, 2016, 08:08:09 PM

Welcome to the Bubble. Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Reply #3018 on: October 09, 2016, 01:48:05 AM

Gratz in getting into Dropbox!  One of the better places to work from what I've seen.

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Reply #3019 on: October 09, 2016, 09:22:01 AM

I feel like I lucked out pretty hard -- culture/perks/pay are really good, and we have positive cash flow so it's not all going to instantly go tits up when the bubble pops and the VCs want their money back (also better chance that my equity might be worth something someday).  

I was pretty picky about wanting to work at a company that actually makes money instead of borrowing it until a business plan materializes.   awesome, for real

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Reply #3020 on: October 10, 2016, 01:07:37 PM

Wow, picky! awesome, for real

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Reply #3021 on: October 11, 2016, 01:39:28 PM

Interesting. We have a meeting scheduled tomorrow to talk about org changes to our group and it's just contractors invited.

I'm sure it's just to mention that all employee project managers have been let go as of this coming Friday, which is going to make transitioning some of these projects a real fucking joy.  I think management is trying to see if they can get above 75% contractors here.

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Reply #3022 on: October 11, 2016, 03:44:18 PM

Why do you work there again?

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Reply #3023 on: October 11, 2016, 03:55:08 PM

Something to do with food and shelter I suspect.
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Reply #3024 on: October 12, 2016, 02:24:39 PM

Why do you work there again?

Something to do with food and shelter I suspect.

Yeah.  That whole husband not working and paying the mortgage thing.  At least he cooks though.

But with how things are changing around here (the PMO group is officially 99% contractor now, my old manager has one employee report), I'm polishing up my resume and looking.  The hard part is that they do pay contractors quite well and finding something for my position (without going back up to being a project manager) at the same rate of pay is tough.  And I have to make at least the same amount as I am now - c.f. mortgage payment.

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Reply #3025 on: October 13, 2016, 06:50:25 AM

As sad as it is these people got laid off, I did manage to poach a much, much nicer chair from one of the affected.  Don't want her ergo keyboard though, but the fine Allsteel Acuity chair is a bonus!

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Reply #3026 on: October 13, 2016, 06:57:43 AM

The number 19 is so much better imho.

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Reply #3027 on: October 15, 2016, 03:21:06 PM

The number 19 is so much better imho.

Poachers can't be choosers though.  why so serious?

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Reply #3028 on: October 25, 2016, 11:18:15 AM

I'm now able to enter my gender identity in the HR system.  Wondering how I can turn this to my advantage.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #3029 on: October 25, 2016, 11:47:43 AM

I also discovered that my job title in the Mothership is Software Developer.  End times are here.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #3030 on: October 28, 2016, 12:27:22 PM

Booking a trip to Boston in the 2nd week of November, I just remember that it's still inside the US.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #3031 on: October 28, 2016, 07:45:47 PM

Booking a trip to Boston in the 2nd week of November, I just remember that it's still inside the US.
Might not be if Trump wins. Who knows. I think Boston has an inner city.
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Reply #3032 on: October 29, 2016, 07:49:35 PM

It's actually Andover, so I'll roll up my windows and look straight ahead.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #3033 on: October 29, 2016, 08:20:12 PM

It's actually Andover, so I'll roll up my windows and look straight ahead.
You can die just going to the convenience store there.
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Reply #3034 on: November 02, 2016, 09:50:52 AM

I am fucked. (again)

Sorry for the vaguebooking, but expanding would likely be a bigger breach of confidentiality than I'm usually comfortable with.
« Last Edit: November 02, 2016, 09:52:46 AM by Rasix »

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Reply #3035 on: November 02, 2016, 09:58:31 AM

Whelp, that's modern IT. Milk it till you have to find another place to milk it. Best of luck.

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Reply #3036 on: November 14, 2016, 09:09:14 AM

Work: CLOUD CLOUD CLOUD WATSON ANALYTICS CLOUD CLOUD CLOOOOOUUUUUUD
Me: Uhh, so can I use our cloud stuff?
Work: OHH GOD, YOU'RE SERIOUS. *hides*

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Reply #3037 on: November 15, 2016, 07:23:57 AM

why so serious?

The Watson stuff needs work.

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Reply #3038 on: November 15, 2016, 08:20:37 PM

Started my new job yesterday. Weird being in a new place for the first time in 10 years.

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Reply #3039 on: November 16, 2016, 10:22:50 AM

Awesome.

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Reply #3040 on: November 18, 2016, 09:06:08 AM

Congrats, Ab.

Got a different headhunting contact yesterday but it turned out to be the intern at the headhunting firm who clearly has access to the rolodex of "people we might call for this kind of job" but hasn't yet learned to also follow the instruction "but read the client's specifications carefully". I had to gently point out that though it was an interesting position, it is asking for someone in a fundamentally different field than me. I gave her some names of other people to call.
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Reply #3041 on: November 21, 2016, 11:58:17 AM

Working with an immutable, garbage code base (SVC) is driving me bonkers. Hard to do what I want to do when the code was never designed to do anything close to this and adding anything on is just not possible.

I wish I could stop being a fake developer.  awesome, for real

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Reply #3042 on: November 21, 2016, 01:49:17 PM

Oh boy, I can blame you for my storage not working right now!

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Reply #3043 on: November 21, 2016, 01:53:25 PM

Hey, I'm not allowed to change a thing. I just have to find out how to use this turd to do Cloud shenanigans. Good thing they have a garbage version of curl on it. YAY.

But yah, I may break something if they let me. Odds of that happening are low though.

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Reply #3044 on: November 21, 2016, 01:58:24 PM

The things I need it to do (simple things) are fucking broken already anyway, so you couldn't make it much worse.

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