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Topic: Buried (Read 3011 times)
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K9
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Cadaverine
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Saw the trailer for this last night. There's no way in hell I could watch this movie. I'd have a massive panic attack like 10 minutes into the thing.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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K9
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Yeah, apparently it is literally 90 minutes of Ryan Reynolds in a box.
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Selby
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Yeah, apparently it is literally 90 minutes of Ryan Reynolds in a box.
I am kind of curious how they can make a movie interesting for 90 minutes of one person in a box. |
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Nevermore
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So it's the end of The Vanishing stretched over 90 minutes?
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Over and out.
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angry.bob
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Bad premise is bad. "Buried with only a cell phone and a lighter" I'm sure it will be 90 minutes of him calling people and trying to do cell phone shit before the battery runs out. The reality would be:
911 Operator: Please state the nature of your emergency.
Ryan Reynolds: Help, as far as I can tell I'm buried in a box and I don't know why or where. The FCC requires that you be able to pinpoint my phone's location within 30 meters, right? Can you send someone out to look around and unbury me?
911 Operator: You're right about locating you. Stay calm and help is on the way.
Ryan Reynolds: Thanks!
*reynolds logs into facebook and plays Farmville.
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Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
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KallDrexx
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Not to mention a lighter would probably use up all your oxygen, and also why would you need a lighter if you have a cell phone's screen to provide some light...
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I like Ryan Reynolds but no.
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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Not to be a stick in the mud, but I gotta know the end of this one before I put myself through it. Which means I may as well not see it because the ending will be ruined.
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Nerf
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Bad premise is bad. "Buried with only a cell phone and a lighter" I'm sure it will be 90 minutes of him calling people and trying to do cell phone shit before the battery runs out. The reality would be:
911 Operator: Please state the nature of your emergency.
Ryan Reynolds: Help, as far as I can tell I'm buried in a box and I don't know why or where. The FCC requires that you be able to pinpoint my phone's location within 30 meters, right? Can you send someone out to look around and unbury me?
911 Operator: You're right about locating you. Stay calm and help is on the way.
Ryan Reynolds: Thanks!
*reynolds logs into facebook and plays Farmville.
Pretty sure he is buried in either iraq or afghanistan, so it would probably take a bit more work to locate him. Still shouldn't be that hard though, so meh. |
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Slyfeind
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This reminds me of the time I tried to read Stephen King's Gerald's Game. I was like, ooo, here's one I hadn't heard of, might be interesting, hm, she's trapped on the bed, ok, remembering stuff, thinking about things, remembering more stuff, oh wait this goes on for OVER TWENTY CHAPTERS?! (edit: he = she, lol) |
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« Last Edit: September 09, 2010, 02:51:53 PM by Slyfeind »
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"Role playing in an MMO is more like an open orchestra with no conductor, anyone of any skill level can walk in at any time, and everyone brings their own instrument and plays whatever song they want. Then toss PvP into the mix and things REALLY get ugly!" -Count Nerfedalot
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Ironwood
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Geralds Game was fucking awful.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Tale
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Bad premise is bad. "Buried with only a cell phone and a lighter" I'm sure it will be 90 minutes of him calling people and trying to do cell phone shit before the battery runs out. The reality would be:
911 Operator: Please state the nature of your emergency.
Ryan Reynolds: Help, as far as I can tell I'm buried in a box and I don't know why or where. The FCC requires that you be able to pinpoint my phone's location within 30 meters, right? Can you send someone out to look around and unbury me?
911 Operator: You're right about locating you. Stay calm and help is on the way.
Ryan Reynolds: Thanks!
*reynolds logs into facebook and plays Farmville.
Pretty sure he is buried in either iraq or afghanistan, so it would probably take a bit more work to locate him. Still shouldn't be that hard though, so meh. But the spoiler in the trailer is that ... |
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Tale
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Yeah, apparently it is literally 90 minutes of Ryan Reynolds in a box.
Moviemaking in a recession. |
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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The sequel is going to star Eric Roberts in a box.
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LK
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I bet they charge the same ticket price as a $200 mil blockbuster even though this one probably cost something minuscule.
I see people eating this shit up. I would.
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"Then there's the double-barreled shotgun from Doom 2 - no-one within your entire household could be of any doubt that it's been fired because it sounds like God slamming a door on his fingers." - Yahtzee Croshaw
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Goreschach
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Yeah, apparently it is literally 90 minutes of Ryan Reynolds in a box.
Moviemaking in a recession. Gerry. |
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