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murdoc
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on: September 07, 2010, 01:11:12 PM

Yes - I actually paid money to go see this.

It was exactly what I hoped for, a terrible movie that was awesome in it's badness. As one review I read called it 'A T&E Movie, Tits and Entrails' and it delivers both in spades including a scene of two naked chicks swimming underwater with each other for about 5 solid minutes in glorious 3D, to Eli Roth getting his head asploded by a boat.


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Reply #1 on: September 07, 2010, 02:06:19 PM

Currently sitting at a 75% fresh rating.   awesome, for real

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/piranha_3d/?name_order=asc

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bhodi
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No lie.


Reply #2 on: September 07, 2010, 03:11:22 PM

I was entertained.

There's more skin in this movie than many softcore porns. The deaths are entertaining. The movie is well paced.
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Reply #3 on: September 11, 2010, 10:02:37 AM

I love these fish that swim up to you, open their mouths and screech before eating you.

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

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