Minvaren
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LinkyA frustrated JetBlue flight attendant allegedly fled his plane via emergency chute -- beer in hand -- after getting into a fight with a passenger and then cursing out the entire cabin over a loudspeaker. Sounds like he deserved the beer, from the way the passenger was acting. But if you've got to go, what a way to make an exit yyyyyyyyeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!. 
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"There are many things of which a wise man might wish to remain ignorant." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Teleku
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Merusk
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Too bad Plane guy violated so many FAA rules he was arrested and faces some jail time. I'm wondering if/ when Homeland Security will get in on it and make his life a little more hellish. Well.. she IS. Bad move wearing the outfit. I'm willing to bet Spencer keeps those photos for his own private use. He's likely to have plenty of it after being fired for 19 hours of farmville a week. |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Trippy
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Learned a new expression today!  |
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Spence needs to add his pic at the end with a dry erase board with:
TITS OR GTFO!
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Strazos
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Learned a new expression today! Same, tee hee. |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Morat20
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It says a lot that productivity went up, even as offices let their workers access the internet.
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Nightblade
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Learned a new expression today!  |
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K9
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Check image #17 again
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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K9
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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Back in the mid-90s I got the opportunity to quit a job in a similar fashion, albeit not as exciting or dramatic. It did end with tossing my workvest to the customer while telling him "You know what, old man? Fuck you. Seriously, go fuck yourself." Best thing I ever did... moved out of my hometown within the week and into a tech job making double what I was at the previous place.
So thank you, old man customer, for riding me about how young kids know nothing these days. You can still go fuck yourself though. I take solace in the fact that you're likely dead now.
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Paelos
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She was too hot to be that clever anyway. |
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Slyfeind
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Yeah last night I was thinking, man, I hope she doesn't get sued. Man, I bet she's regretting doing that right now. Man, I'll bet it never really happened....
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"Role playing in an MMO is more like an open orchestra with no conductor, anyone of any skill level can walk in at any time, and everyone brings their own instrument and plays whatever song they want. Then toss PvP into the mix and things REALLY get ugly!" -Count Nerfedalot
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NiX
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Yeah last night I was thinking, man, I hope she doesn't get sued. Man, I bet she's regretting doing that right now. Man, I'll bet it never really happened....
How the hell do you masturbate thinking that? |
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Teleku
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Slyfeind
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Yeah last night I was thinking, man, I hope she doesn't get sued. Man, I bet she's regretting doing that right now. Man, I'll bet it never really happened....
How the hell do you masturbate thinking that? I know, I'm so broken. :( |
"Role playing in an MMO is more like an open orchestra with no conductor, anyone of any skill level can walk in at any time, and everyone brings their own instrument and plays whatever song they want. Then toss PvP into the mix and things REALLY get ugly!" -Count Nerfedalot
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Vaiti
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Paelos
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I'm starting to believe people don't read anything anymore. They just wander in, check the headline, and post whatever they had for lunch.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Lantyssa
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Cornflakes and mixed berry yogurt.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I was going to jenny meme my lunch, but they hide it behind facebook and I don't have a facebook account.
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Lantyssa
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Oh that would have been brilliant.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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lac
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I had a fucking cheese sandwich. White bread even. I'm so fucking boring. This thread has made a horrible, horrible turn for the worst.
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Sir T
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Cheese omelet here  |
Hic sunt dracones.
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lac
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Now those are awesome.
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Teleku
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Breakfast is for pansies.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Sir T
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You know, I'm just after reading that, and my response is "what a nice story" The poor girl will need a bodyguard though... |
Hic sunt dracones.
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I was going to jenny meme my lunch, but they hide it behind facebook and I don't have a facebook account.
There's nothing on the facebook thing. Nothing stopping you from just grabbing any one of the photos and whiting out the whiteboard to put your own message on it. Or Lunch. |
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Abagadro
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Why is the acronym HOPA when the actual phrase is HPOA? Doesn't that violate some sort of acronym law or something?
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
-H.L. Mencken
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Trippy
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Why is the acronym HOPA when the actual phrase is HPOA? Doesn't that violate some sort of acronym law or something?
HOPA is what the script made her think it was originally, until it made her figure out what he really said was "HPOA" (#17). |
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Ingmar
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And in the inbetween picture, the white board has squiggly 'motion' lines to indicate she's shaking it to make the letters go in the right order.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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