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Cyrrex
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on: August 06, 2010, 11:02:00 AM

I'll be forced to watch this tonight with the wife.  I have low hopes, largely because I don't find Angelina Jolie credible for this sort of role anymore.  She was hotter than snot in the Tomb Raider movies, but it's all gone drastically downhill from there.  I also hear the plot blows.  Should be fun!

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Lakov_Sanite
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Reply #1 on: August 06, 2010, 11:25:28 AM

Save your money and see scott pilgrim next week.

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Cyrrex
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Reply #2 on: August 06, 2010, 11:38:07 AM

It doesn't work that way when you have kids - you have to go when you get the chance.  The bigger problem is that we trade picks every time we go, and this time it was her turn.

"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
Paelos
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Reply #3 on: August 06, 2010, 01:42:30 PM

Could be worse. You could have been forced to watch a Twilight movie. Or Charlie St. Cloud.  ACK!

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Reply #4 on: August 06, 2010, 08:39:47 PM

Indeed.

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Reply #5 on: August 07, 2010, 05:49:26 AM

Okay, so it wasn't too bad.  Plot wise, it was your standard secret agent double triple quadruple cross, and if you turn your brain off it works well enough.  And despite being in desperate need of a sandwich, Angelina ended up doing a pretty good job in the role.  If better options have been exhausted, I suppose it is worth seeing.

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Reply #6 on: August 11, 2010, 05:22:32 AM

I didn't mind the movie, some things made you go "Huh?", but a good movie to shut your brain off to and enjoy.

Now, The Other Guys... fuuuuuuuck I want my life back. Thank god we left half way through.
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Reply #7 on: August 11, 2010, 02:36:56 PM

Will Ferrell can't be funny in anything anymore. He's no longer allowed by Hollywood.

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