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Nerf
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on: May 30, 2010, 11:51:52 PM



Her saying "Yes" is easily the most awesome thing that's happened to me.
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Reply #1 on: May 31, 2010, 12:10:34 AM

Her fingernails are far to square...  why so serious?

Congrats on getting engaged, sir.

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Reply #2 on: May 31, 2010, 12:17:04 AM

Those are definitely nail-biter fingers so watch yourself.  awesome, for real

Gratz.

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Reply #3 on: May 31, 2010, 12:21:08 AM

Her fingernails are far to square...  why so serious?

Congrats on getting engaged, sir.

Knuckles are too sharp, too.

Gratz sir!

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Reply #4 on: May 31, 2010, 12:36:37 AM

Undeniably awesome. Grats!
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Reply #5 on: May 31, 2010, 03:07:17 AM

Ah, she appears to be wearing a blowjob-reducing circlet (Mark One).

It's when you put the Mark two on there it stops entirely.


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Reply #6 on: May 31, 2010, 05:49:02 AM

Congrats, now you're as screwed as the rest of us.

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Reply #7 on: May 31, 2010, 06:41:31 AM

Jesus christ that was a huge photo, I really need to remember to resize shit.

We're incredibly happy, and the effects of the circlet seem to be minor, she had a tonsillectomy last week and still felt like playing a game of just the tip last night.
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Reply #8 on: May 31, 2010, 06:56:04 AM

Congrats on the first too much info post of the day.

and congrats on the other thing as well. Looks like lots of sparklies.

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Reply #9 on: May 31, 2010, 07:05:16 AM

Congrats on the first too much info post of the day.

and congrats on the other thing as well. Looks like lots of sparklies.

I probably looked at a thousand rings, and thats actually the second one I bought - a local jeweler tried to sell me a 1ct "G-SI2" ring with an inclusion 1/4 the size of the .5ct main stone, I didn't notice it when I bought it on saturday and it was glaring when I picked it up on Monday, it was a big unnerving waiting for the refund check to clear as he couldn't figure out how to do refunds on his credit card terminal.
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Reply #10 on: May 31, 2010, 08:36:31 AM

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Congratulations!
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Reply #11 on: May 31, 2010, 02:00:45 PM

Nice job!  I took the plunge back in January.  Planning the wedding will be fun.   why so serious?
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Reply #12 on: May 31, 2010, 04:25:37 PM

She won't let me register at Cabelas :(
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Reply #13 on: May 31, 2010, 05:28:37 PM

She won't let me register at Cabelas :(
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Reply #14 on: May 31, 2010, 06:02:43 PM

IT BEGINS!  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #15 on: June 01, 2010, 05:04:14 AM



From the AP... It looks almost too perfect.

edit: adding the related story:: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37445745/ns/weather/
« Last Edit: June 01, 2010, 06:37:37 AM by 01101010 »

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Reply #16 on: June 01, 2010, 05:08:23 AM

From the AP... It looks almost too perfect.

Halliburton hole punch.
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Reply #17 on: June 01, 2010, 05:57:41 AM

What is it? A picture like that needs more explanation

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Reply #18 on: June 01, 2010, 06:33:36 AM


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Reply #19 on: June 01, 2010, 07:47:48 AM

What is it? A picture like that needs more explanation

What happens when you divide by zero.

Actually was a sink hole in honduras after a big storm.
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Reply #20 on: June 01, 2010, 08:14:44 AM

I really thought it was photoshopped until I read the msnbc article.
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Reply #21 on: June 01, 2010, 08:23:25 AM

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

That's nuts; thanks for the explanation.

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Reply #22 on: June 01, 2010, 08:27:51 AM

Apparently a Silver dude on a board was spotted just before the hole appeared.

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Reply #23 on: June 01, 2010, 09:05:46 AM

What bugs me is that the sides of it are so smooth. At least from far away it appears that way.

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Reply #24 on: June 01, 2010, 09:06:45 AM

Reminds me of Dune. 

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Reply #25 on: June 01, 2010, 10:23:27 AM

Ah, she appears to be wearing a blowjob-reducing circlet (Mark One).

It's when you put the Mark two on there it stops entirely.



You almost made me choke on my sandwich. Well-played.

Also, congratulations. From here, it only gets better then worse then better then worse then better...

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Reply #26 on: June 01, 2010, 10:30:50 AM

What is the Mark 2?

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Reply #27 on: June 01, 2010, 10:42:33 AM

I assume he's referring to the actual wedding band...I don't think that custom exists in many countries.

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Reply #28 on: June 01, 2010, 12:22:47 PM

/embarassed

I hadn't ever thought that there were two separate rings, the engagement ring, and the wedding ring. I thought that they were the same deal! Well, its a good thing my SO doesn't want to get married.

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

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Reply #29 on: June 01, 2010, 12:43:12 PM

I've been engaged for three years  awesome, for real
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Reply #30 on: June 01, 2010, 12:46:42 PM

I've been engaged for three years  awesome, for real

That actually surprises me.  I didn't figure you to be the type that buys into the notion of marriage. 

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Reply #31 on: June 01, 2010, 12:54:06 PM

She might be though.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #32 on: June 01, 2010, 01:32:35 PM

Yep. I'd be happily unmarried to her for the rest of my life, she's (slightly) more traditional. But not hardcore, since it has been three years and whatnot. Whatever, I'm not going anywhere.  My wild oats were well-sown, I'm really enjoying this stage of life. Obligatory engagement ring pic (18k white gold):

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Reply #33 on: June 01, 2010, 01:40:40 PM

/embarassed

I hadn't ever thought that there were two separate rings, the engagement ring, and the wedding ring. I thought that they were the same deal! Well, its a good thing my SO doesn't want to get married.
Some women only have one ring. My best friend's wife only has one, for example. The traditional, though, is to have two. The engagement ring is supposed to be gaudy and ostentatious; the wedding ring less so, so the woman doesn't have to worry as much about losing or damaging it.
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Reply #34 on: June 01, 2010, 02:00:48 PM

The engagement ring is supposed to be gaudy and ostentatious; the wedding ring less so [...]

This explains the oral sex phenomenon.

I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe

I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa

Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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