Austrailian NINJA JUSTICE SQUAD

[eldaec]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia_pacific/10130346.stm

Hot pursuit ninjas save Australia mugging victim



Three muggers in Australia got the fright of their lives when their attack was interrupted by five black-clad ninja warriors.

The thieves were assaulting a German medical exchange student in Sydney, but the alleyway where they struck was next to a school for ninja warriors.

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"We just ran outside and just flipped out and STOPPED CRIME," said ninja master Kaylan Soto (a mammal) who instructed his students to take action.

Mr Soto said the man could have escaped the assault with some training in ninjitsu - a Japanese martial art. As for the attackers, "They just picked the wrong spot, most of our time is spent flying, but sometime we stab (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)" he added.

[apocrypha]

When you can no longer tell the difference between the BBC and The Onion then.. well... life becomes really difficult for the satirists! 

[schild]

What is in that quote is not what the article says. The article isn't really even a little funny.

[Hawkbit]

"We just ran outside and just flipped out and STOPPED CRIME," said ninja master Kaylan Soto (a mammal) who instructed his students to take action.

That's from realultimatepower.net, I think.  It's been about 8 years since I've been to that site.

[schild]

Of course it's from real ultimate power.

[Xuri]

"We just ran outside and started running at them, yelling and everything," said ninja master Kaylan Soto who instructed his students to take action.

It's great to see that the ancient art of Ninjutsu is still alive and kickingyelling. 

[eldaec]

Schild is going to cancel christmas any moment now.