Weapons of Mass Buttf*cking!

[Kenrick]

Seriously... is this the research my tax money is going to?

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg18524823.800&print=true

[Paelos]

Commander: Up that hill soldier, attack the enemy position from their flank!
Soldier: Sir, I must say that I find that your uniform is accentuating your package nicely today, sir!
Commander: What is your major malfunction soldier?
Soldier: Sir, you are cute when you're angry, sir!

[Kenrick]

Can you translate that to Arabic please? kthx ;)

[Shockeye]

Can you translate that to Arabic please? kthx ;)

Commander: هاجم موقع العدو من جانبهم إلى فوق ذلك جندي تل
Soldier: السيد, يجب أقول ذلك أوجد أن إن زيك أبرز طردك اليوم بلطف السيد
Commander: من جنديك قصور رئيسي
Soldier: السيد, إنكُمْ جذابون متى أنت كان غاضبون السيد

[Kenrick]

My question is, if this shit really exists, why couldn't I have gotten my hands on it in college??

[LordDax]

My question is, if this shit really exists, why couldn't I have gotten my hands on it in college??

Or as my coworker say "Shit. Why couldn't I have got in on my hands in college?"

[Hanzii]

I'd love to be able to point a spray-thingie at mine enemies and see angry wasps (or homosexuals) descend upon them.

[MrHat]

Didn't the spartans encourage gay behavior to make you care more about your brethren?

[daveNYC]

I've got an idea, develop a topical Viagra spray.  Enemy solders won't be able to run as fast, and hitting the dirt will turn into 'gingerly lieing down, sort of on one's side'.

Hear that DARPA?  Cough up the research dough!

[Shannow]

weapons of ass distraction.

[Murgos]

I bet the day the effects of the chemical were discovered it was an embarrassing day to be around the lab.

I'm sure most of the scientists have since edited thier time sheets to show that they were on vacation that day.

[HaemishM]

Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.

Surely the writer of that article knew exactly what he was saying, but I find the use of double entendre amusing nonethless.

[Kenrick]

Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.

Surely the writer of that article knew exactly what he was saying, but I find the use of double entendre amusing nonethless.

Or perhaps he knew exactly what he was saying, but he knew that his superiors would not and therefore could get away with it. :)

[Dark Vengeance]

Apparently, none of you folks have ever seen Flesh Gordon. If you doubt the power of an aphrodisiac weapon, watch the film and see the devastating effects of emperor Wang's deadly sex ray.

Bring the noise.
Cheers............

[Strazos]

Didn't the spartans encourage gay behavior to make you care more about your brethren?

No, not really. It was more of a result of Spartan men of fighting age being segregated into the barracks for most of their lives, older soldiers being assigned to mentor cadets, and the general state of Hellenic views on same-sex relationships (esp. concerning men-boys).