The study, published today in the International Journal of Obesity, found that the size of the meals in the paintings had grown by 69% over the 1,000-year period. Plate size had increased by 66%, while bread size had risen by 22%.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor." -Stephen Colbert
"Then there's the double-barreled shotgun from Doom 2 - no-one within your entire household could be of any doubt that it's been fired because it sounds like God slamming a door on his fingers." - Yahtzee Croshaw