An average chimp is about as smart and self-aware as a typical five year old human child. Giving them the rights of said five year old rather than those of generic_housepet seems reasonable, don't you think?
I for one would vote for that!
'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
I think we'll be fine as long as one of us doesn't get the dumb idea to download the memories of their dead daughter into a military robot.
Don't let people do defense research projects at home. I mean, WTF?
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
I think we'll be fine as long as one of us doesn't get the dumb idea to download the memories of their dead daughter into a military robot.
Yea I mean wtf? First, dumb idea at all. Second, at least tell her you're going to do that so she doesn't go all freaky for not feeling her own heartbeat. And third, work off a backup you knob. You invented the internet and aren't smart enough to leave the source material alone?
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